I complied a list of past posts that might be relevant before Halloween and guarantee you’ll be the hit of every party.
In yesterday’s post some readers mentioned they weren’t familiar with Rebecca Black of ‘Friday’ fame, maybe because they were too busy wasting time reading books. Read how the song Friday haunted me so you’ll recognize all the people at the party dressed as Rebecca Black:
How the Song Friday Won Me Over
In April I wrote a post about new holiday mascots that may help second-tier holidays reach the next level. I never quite figured out a holiday mascot for Halloween and I’m open for suggestions:
New Holiday Mascots Who May Give the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus a Run for their Money
In yesterday’s post I suggested dressing as Princess Beatrice’s fascinator. Read more about her fascinating fascinator here:
Princess Beatrice’s Fascinator
Did you read my thought-provoking suggestions on how to improve America’s economy by hiring workers in preparation for the apocalypse? If you dress as any of the jobs from this post, please send me a picture to post here on the blog:
Now Hiring Post-apocalyptic Workforce–Apply Today!
Stalkers are genuinely scary and no laughing matter. Or are they?
If anybody dresses as a zombie ant for Halloween, please send me a picture:
Zombie ants? Aww, man, ants were the one insect my kids would eat!
The Good Greatsby 
Carl D'Agostino
October 27, 2011
The Palin/Bachman Plan for America is pretty scary too.
Nancy Francis
October 27, 2011
Im pretty sure you’d be a suitable Mascot for Halloween – what with your eerie looking smoking Jacket and all.
Louise
October 27, 2011
I love the concept of a Zombie ant. Now how to execute it….hmmm
Binky
October 28, 2011
Raid?
Snoring Dog Studio
October 27, 2011
Princess Bea has contributed greatly, immeasurably, to the advancement of mankind and Halloween. By giving us this headlight headwear, she’s allowed the very Halloween costume-challenged of us to quickly assemble ours when we find out there’s a party down the street on Halloween. My entry to that party, though uninvited, will be assured when I show up wearing some old rabbit ears antenna on my forehead. I am grateful. Party! Fun! Fun! Fun!
georgettesullins
October 27, 2011
You could loan your smoking jacket to a skeleton and let those Halloween Ghouls know — nothing gets under your skin. Nothing. Laid back guy that you are and all.
Byron MacLymont
October 27, 2011
People haven’t heard Rebecca Black’s “Friday”? How tragic! To think of all the fun. fun. fun. fun. they’re missing out on!
pattisj
October 27, 2011
I think I’ll just paint myself orange and go as the Great Pumpkin.
Lenore Diane
October 27, 2011
Still haven’t heard the song “Friday”, nor do I plan to hear the song “Friday”.
And the Zombie Ants would not be bad news for your “Aunt” if you pronounced the word properly.
joehoover
October 28, 2011
I had to check Wikipedia to find out who this Rebecca Black is. I’m none the wiser now, sometimes it’s nice when popular culture passes you by,
limr
October 28, 2011
The Halloween mascot is the Great Pumpkin, of course! Maybe to make it scarier, it can be a zombie pumpkin?
Oooh, that reminds me of a bad horror film I saw years ago that featured an alien that was found by some scientists at the North Pole or something. The alien was frozen in a block of ice. Of course it thawed out and went on a killing spree. This is when they figured out that the alien was made entirely of vegetable matter (killer alien pumpkin!) Bad enough, yes? Ah, but then comes the dialogue: “You mean to tell me that a giant carrot is killing my men? The mind boggles!”
John Erickson
October 28, 2011
How could you tell zombie ants from regular ants? All the ants I see look pretty zombified to begin with. And I never hear them say anything. Is it something to do with rubber trees?
Binky
October 28, 2011
A smoking jacket on a pumpkin could be a good mascot.