Thank you for inviting me to the party.
Also, I apologize for my behavior at the party.
Thank you for the delicious food served at the party.
I apologize for filling my backpack with the delicious food and trying to sell it to the other guests at the party.
Thank you for telling me to make myself at home when I arrived at the party.
I apologize for assuming that because I hit on my wife at my home, making myself at home at your home would include hitting on your wife at the party.
Thank you for showing me your home videos during the party.
I apologize for pointing out your children’s lack of stage presence in the home videos we watched at the party.
Thank you for allowing me to perform my magic act at the party.
I apologize for being unable to make your kids reappear at the end of the magic act at the party.
Thank you for showing me your personal library during the party.
I apologize for saying any library comprised of over 50% Koontz, Cussler, Grafton, and Grisham should be called ‘library*’ at the party.
Thank you for allowing me to pick the music playlist at the party.
I apologize for inviting my band to perform the playlist at the party. I didn’t mention this in advance because I worried you would ask around and learn we specialized in being terrible.
Thank you for telling me I could go into your closet and borrow a sweater after I spilled a Bloody Mary all over my shirt at the party.
I apologize for putting on your wife’s sweater at the party. And then her skirt. And then her make-up. And then coming back out to do an impression of her. I could tell by your face you didn’t think this was funny but it was kind of an inside joke among all the rest of us. You’d get the joke if you understood how much we all dislike your wife.
Thank you for not getting upset when I didn’t use a coaster when I set down my drink at the party.
I apologize for using your son’s head when I set down my drink at the party.
Once again, thank you for inviting me to the party.
Also, I apologize for coming to the party.
The Good Greatsby 
Thoughts and Rants in Jogging Pants
May 23, 2012
If only more of us had the balls to point out children’s lack of stage presence…… think of how we could motivate them to get better…… at having presence…… on stages!!!!!
The Good Greatsby
May 24, 2012
I felt like I was doing those kids a favor.
chuu2venge
June 18, 2012
Indeed! If they have presence…at stages…they’ll reach a stage…where they’ll have presence…at stages!
Laura
May 23, 2012
Thank you for letting me read your blog. I apologize for leaving stupid comments all over your blog.
Miss Bossypants
June 18, 2012
Thank you for letting me comment on your commenter’s comment on your blog. I apologize for commenting about my own comment on commenting on your commenter’s comment on your blog.
Spectra
May 23, 2012
Finally. Kids at a party being put to good use!
The Good Greatsby
May 24, 2012
Everyone was glad when I made the children disappear since their parents had announced they were about to perform a song and dance number from the school talent show.
slim
June 18, 2012
roflmao
artjen1971
May 23, 2012
Also, thank you for having a party your didn’t realize you were having, and letting me do all the formerly stated things in your home. Thanks for not minding that I brought all your unintended guests with me. Please accept my apologies for making you cry at your party (that you didn’t know you were having.)
Soma Mukherjee
May 23, 2012
I don’t think there is anything wrong in wearing anothers man’s wife’s clothes given that you dislike her…infact they should thank you for not being blunt about it .
Audrey
May 23, 2012
I don’t get what you have to apologize for, sounds like me when I go to parties!
The Good Greatsby
May 24, 2012
Do you think I should apologize for apologizing too much?
Audrey
May 24, 2012
Probably…
Nita's Own Little Space.....
June 18, 2012
Yes u should…..LOL!
DiatribesAndOvations.com
May 24, 2012
Thank you for reminding me that I wasn’t invited to the party. I’m sorry I didn’t read your fun post sooner.
susielindau
May 24, 2012
You are welcome to any of my parties and can help yourself to anything in my closet. When you imitate me, remember to wave your arms around a lot. I talk with my hands…. 🙂
Life in the Boomer Lane
May 24, 2012
I wish you had been the magician at my party when my kids were little.
The Good Greatsby
May 24, 2012
Maybe I can still be the magician when they were little if only I could finish my time travel grand finale trick.
mistyslaws
May 24, 2012
Thank you for offering me a drink at your party.
I’m sorry I proceeded to empty out your liquor cabinet, run to my car with bags full of your booze, then text all of your guests to tell them to come to my house for an even better party . . . with alchohol!
The Good Greatsby
May 24, 2012
If the host didn’t specify a limit to helping yourself, then emptying the liquor cabinet is perfectly acceptable.
A Gripping Life
May 24, 2012
Omg! So funny!!
gerknoop
May 24, 2012
I’m sending you an invitation to my party…what’s your address?
The Good Greatsby
May 24, 2012
I’m kind of in between addresses at the moment. I mostly just move from party to party.
mimijk
May 24, 2012
Thank you foe being the anti-Emily Post and making parties much more fun…that stuff you heard about a big party at my house? It’s a rumor…
k8edid
May 24, 2012
Thank you for finally showing up in my reader. I apologize for being too lazy to find your blog on my own. If you could perfect that magic trick so that kids reappear at 22 or so (and done with college) I know a lot of parents who would invite you to their party.
The Good Greatsby
May 24, 2012
I just can’t get that reader to work consistently.
Thomas Stazyk
May 24, 2012
Good one. We need to explore the Library* issue further.
The Good Greatsby
May 24, 2012
I agree. We need to begin the philosophical basis for establishing that not all libraries are created equal.
chuu2venge
June 18, 2012
It all depends on the Pratchet-to-anything else ratio if you ask me
RIEDEL Fascination
June 19, 2012
Must enlighten me on the asterisk reference but I have a kick-ass library. It’s so well-mixed, there’s a whole building. The highest shelf is shown here. http://cmriedel.wordpress.com/2012/01/21/what-i-like-to-read/ I upset someone at a party a few times. Odd isn’t it? How some mistake zany humour for being mean. Pffft.
Lenore Diane
May 24, 2012
Thank you for coming to our party. I apologize for the fact that we will talk about you for the rest of the year. You fell into our trap nicely. I believe we are having the last laugh.
The Good Greatsby
May 24, 2012
My presence at the party ensured everyone had a good time and had an opportunity to mingle as they became united in condemning my behavior.
verbalbanter
June 17, 2012
LOL
Carl D'Agostino
May 24, 2012
Thank you for inviting me to the party. The vodka was great. Did I have a good time ?
The Good Greatsby
May 24, 2012
I can’t say exactly who was at the party or how I got home, so I’m probably not a good person to ask.
Rob Rubin
May 24, 2012
There’s a party in my house? Why didn’t I know about this?
The Good Greatsby
May 24, 2012
We didn’t want to wake you up. Also because you only had so much liquor in the cabinet we weren’t sure we had enough to share.
Binky
May 24, 2012
If you could really make the kids disappear, you wouldn’t have to apologize at all.
The Good Greatsby
May 24, 2012
In my defense, I had just warned those kids to stop interrupting the adults. I feel making them disappear was a reasonable consequence of not listening to adults.
clemarchives
May 24, 2012
His wife really is something of a hussy…
Emily Cannell
May 24, 2012
That was a great party. I think I smoked that night.
Jess Witkins
May 24, 2012
Well now this was too fun! I like you tried to re-sell the appetizers at the party, that seems like something one would see in an SNL sketch. And wearing the party host’s wife’s clothes? How very Edward D. Wood Jr. of you!
Kim
May 24, 2012
Did you make the kid disappear before or after you placed the drink on his head? Were you trying to dramatically drop your drink on the floor… but the invisable kid happened to be standing next to you….below the poised drink??? Damn the non-reappearing children!!! Damn them!!!
Curly Carly
May 24, 2012
I would pay good money to have you make an appearance at one of my parties. You would be the entertainment.
Also, I’m sorry for saying I would pay you good money when obviously I meant no money.
The Good Greatsby
May 25, 2012
I’m glad I read the fine print.
spilledinkguy
May 24, 2012
I’ve tried No. 1 before.
Only with a stick and bindle.
Hobo style.
She's a Maineiac
May 24, 2012
I think most bands these days ‘specialize in being terrible.’
You are more than welcome to come to my party. The magician thing sold me.
The Good Greatsby
May 25, 2012
You’ve got to have an angle if you want to make it as a band and the angle of being good has already been done to death.
pegoleg
May 24, 2012
I don’t know why Hallmark doesn’t get on the ball and sell thank you cards with the apology already written in. It would save the typical party-goer a lot of trouble.
The Good Greatsby
May 25, 2012
It seems Hallmark would have capitalized on this market since Mother’s Day and Valentine’s Day only come once a year, but the need to apologize for bad party behavior could come at any time.
RIEDEL Fascination
June 19, 2012
I have my own card line, pretty much adorable pictures of my cats. And double-meaning verses. I tried being funny for my outhouse picture. Go figure, someone gave it to their husband for a wedding anniversary!
thesinglecell
May 25, 2012
Personally I think that party-haver committed the gravest offense by calling his Cussler-Koontz collection of pulp fiction a “library.” After that, all bets are off. You can behave any way you like.
The Good Greatsby
May 25, 2012
Agreed. Was I wrong in assuming that a host with a Cussler-Koontz library had no standards of decency and there was nothing I could do to offend him?
Nicole Marie
May 25, 2012
I wish I was at this party.
Snoring Dog Studio
May 25, 2012
This is why I don’t go to parties. Too much apologizing becomes necessary afterwards —a lot of apologizing and paying for broken stuff.
pegoleg
May 26, 2012
Maybe you should just wear one of those padded helmets to parties; kind of a warning to the hosts of what’s coming.
flippingchannels
May 26, 2012
You set such high standards that I have a complex about commenting in a non-funny way. Can you please post something a bit less funny once a week or so (maybe on Mondays when everyone’s tired from all the parties) in order to make me feel better about my inability to comment appropriately?
HoaiPhai
May 27, 2012
Can I join your band? I cannot play any instrument and could not sing to save my life, but I do like parties.
benzeknees
May 27, 2012
And now for something completely different . . . I love you used the Breakfast at Tiffany’s party picture because I’m a big Audrey Hepburn fan! Personally, I don’t do parties because of people like you.
April Marie
June 16, 2012
I really wish you could have made it to my little sister’s birthday party last month…that magic show would have tied in so well with the carnival theme…
tonyjayg
June 16, 2012
I always know when something is good, because I have a terrible urge to steal the idea and rewrite it with my own spin on it. I first noticed this with “Memoirs of an Invisible Man” – or the what I would do if I was invisible thing. Good piece. Enjoyed it muchly. 🙂
Radthica99
June 16, 2012
PLEASE COME TO MY PARTY!!!!
Huffygirl
June 16, 2012
I’m with you on the library, but I would never say so. Congrats for being Freshly Pressed! (again?) And if I have a party, I’m not inviting you 😉
gemini232006
June 16, 2012
Why are your wives clothes so big?! I might have added a fact like that….
Hippie Cahier
June 16, 2012
It’s like I said “I never see any of the first rate bloggers I follow getting Freshly Pressed anymore” and Boom! Two days in a row! Congratulations to you….I’m off to see who else needs the Hippie Cahier Bump. 🙂
Go Jules Go
June 16, 2012
GG, congrats on being Freshly Pressed! I love seeing your blog up there in the spotlight, where it belongs!
pegoleg
June 16, 2012
Jeez o Pete, my favorite bloggers are winging their way to the front page all ova da place! Congrats to both of you – it’s so well deserved. (pretty sweet words considering I’m totally eaten up with jealousy, eh?)
k8edid
June 16, 2012
I guess you and Darla must be next, Miss Peg.
Tar-Buns
June 16, 2012
Yes, you’re due, Peg. So is Darliciousness!
Sniff! I love you guys!
Sara Katherine
June 16, 2012
Reblogged this on Hope as an Anchor and commented:
This is honestly one of the funniest things I’ve read in a long time. So you should read it and laugh.
rachelmeeks
June 16, 2012
This is why I don’t go to parties.
Janet
June 16, 2012
Thank you for opening your house and hosting talents to me and all our friends.
I’m sorry that your hosting talents weren’t up to snuff in combat with my spotlight-stealing bad-assery.
Good show!
ramiungarthewriter
June 16, 2012
Oh, now that is hilarious! It’s every party’s worst nightmare. Love it!
versipellusfenris
June 16, 2012
This is me at parties. People keep inviting me though…
Andrew
June 16, 2012
I’m quite lucky in that all the parties I do attend are ones hosted by me and my housemate. I’m not 100% clued up on the rules of etiquette but I think this gives me carte blanche to do all the above. Though I’m lacking in the wife and child department…
Nicole
June 16, 2012
You’d be fun at the Kentucky Derby’s infield ….. I’ll even buy you a mint julep. BAHAHAHA This is a great post, thanks for sharing and congrats on Freshly Pressed.
Best,
Nicole
writtendesire
June 16, 2012
Fun read! You are never invited to any of my parties….. 😉
She's a Maineiac
June 16, 2012
Big congrats to you, Paul!! And you have the whole weekend up there, nice! Happy Father’s Day to you!
Renny
June 16, 2012
Next time please bring more gate crashers to the party as we still ended up with plenty of leftovers and you clearly needed bigger audience. We also hope that the kids got into a good family. Not that we miss the little buggers, but it would be highly unsafe for the society if they got worse than they already are!
Renny
kidmiracleshitter
June 16, 2012
I think one has to mix it up to be effective. I like to gain the the trust of whatever company I’m present in with pleasant chit chat before I use a bottle of whiskey to spit fire at the curtains.
hastywords
June 16, 2012
I apologize for wearing feathers and shedding all over your house during the party. Ugh, yes I have actually had to say this after shedding bright colorful feathers all over a friends home. They are still finding feathers. Furthermore, I apologize for telling you and the world about my feather shedding experience…but since I have the feathers can be seen on my about page lol.
Mike Phillips
June 16, 2012
Reblogged this on Mike Likes Pints and commented:
Sounds like a good drunken debauchery.
ErzulieRedEyesArtandSpirit
June 16, 2012
Funny post!! Congrats on being freshly pressed!
averystrangeplace
June 16, 2012
Thank you for writing a blog post.
I apologize for writing a comment.
susielindau
June 16, 2012
Congratulations to you Paul! I am so glad to be “among” friends like you, Angie Z, Jules, and Byronic Man!
Have a happy Father’s Day too! I am sure that Optimus Prime and the Fonz are whipping up something super special!
Lanessa
June 16, 2012
I wish you were there at that surprise party somebody threw for me when all I wanted to do was stay in the bathroom and get the world war three over and done with 😀
littlerhody
June 16, 2012
I am so sorry! Loved your posting and again….I am sorry….
stephanieough
June 16, 2012
I’m cracking up. Funny stuff 🙂
Blogr
June 16, 2012
Reblogged this on ❦BoKe.
indiemistress
June 16, 2012
Lmao! Hilarious!!!
lauriejlong
June 16, 2012
LMAO. I appreciate your gratitude and humility. My fave was the impression of his wife and that no one likes her.
cigarettesandmovies
June 16, 2012
The moral of the story, I believe, is to always bring a backpack to parties.
t3chf4ns
June 16, 2012
uhm… invite me too…. ^^ :hihi
Apurva Mehta
June 16, 2012
Thank you for this post, and i am sorry for all other post which i haven’t read yet…i will read it, soon. Cracky one… 😉
Tar-Buns
June 16, 2012
Gee, I go away for a few days and suddenly writers I KNOW are getting FPd all over the place! Went to the homepage and skimmed it, recognized SusieLindau (sp? sorry).
Thought another one looked familiar but didn’t see your name until I read comments elsewhere.
Congrats! Sure don’t want to remember if I ever acted this way at a party … in college … a long time ago … um, maybe … tee hee!
juststartwithmonday
June 16, 2012
Very funny! It walks the fine line of being authentic to the point there always seems to be the possibility of truth in every line….by someone in this world for sure. Thanks for sharing.
You Matter! Smiles, Nancy
searchingforchellie
June 16, 2012
Very funny and I loved reading it. I put your post on the stumble upon app, under humor because it is a really funny post and others will find it this way.
kovururaghuveer
June 16, 2012
This is how a party should be. There has to be one idiot around, otherwise there’s no fun!
arul
June 16, 2012
funny
Kaberi Chand
June 16, 2012
Wat a witty one!!!!Loved reading it….
@n)an@
June 16, 2012
i wish i was at the party too..u’d have got company..
Roshni
June 16, 2012
Hilarious! I’m sure going to invite you for my parties! 🙂 Congratulations on being Freshly Pressed!
Dana
June 16, 2012
Hey, congrats on another FP, GG! Sorry for leaving acronyms in this comment.
I hope you have a great Father’s Day!
Jamie Lee's Glass Mall
June 16, 2012
Hey, I liked this post! I added your blog and liked it. 😀
followechoes
June 16, 2012
Love it. Sounds like it would of been a boring party without you there 😀
amelie88
June 16, 2012
I thought good children were supposed to be in their rooms upstairs playing/watching tv/sleeping if their parents were going to have a party with only adults present? My sister and I were pretty good at being invisible if my parents had friends over for a party (mostly because we wanted nothing to do with boring adults). You would have liked our parties!
The Background Story
June 16, 2012
Thank you for sharing this witty blog post with us. I apologize for being unable to come up with an original and witty comment.
Magnet for Foolishness
June 16, 2012
haha! I like what you did there!
altheasarah
June 16, 2012
You’re the man! 🙂
Monicelli
June 16, 2012
Can’t be that funny, can it ?
You rule at the parties ! I’ll invite you over at our next party 🙂
TheWordpressGhost
June 16, 2012
Reblogged this on thewordpressghost and commented:
For the FIRST TIME IN HISTORY, ok … maybe not the first time, Freshly Pressed actually picked a good blog.
Keep it up!
Ghost.
Magnet for Foolishness
June 16, 2012
Genius.
facelikeafryingpan
June 16, 2012
You just made my morning. Not only did I have a laugh, but I now feel better about every faux pas I have ever committed.
SMOLDER
June 17, 2012
https://www.facebook.com/Mad.maniaczz
join us pls
Tim Mushey
June 17, 2012
Great post! Very very funny…
verbalbanter
June 17, 2012
Clever and a fun read
Mark White
June 17, 2012
just wonderful
faerose1
June 17, 2012
Very good humor here..It’s nice to see someone who knows how to have fun in a party.
Richard McCargar
June 17, 2012
Great post, the best laugh I’ve had from one in quite a while, and congrats on being freshly pressed.
Sinfully Samantha
June 17, 2012
Must have been one hell of a party!
triptracker
June 17, 2012
So is this your official disclaimer and our notice for reading mean we hereby forfeit all rights to sue based on above mentioned>>>>Great post!
Akshay
June 17, 2012
Thank you for coming to my party. Also, thank you for not coming to my next party.
standrewslynx
June 17, 2012
Thank you for not inviting me to your party.
I apologise for turning up at your party anyway and bringing a bunch of my friends. In my defence, they usually handle their vodka shots better than that…
kathrinjapan
June 17, 2012
Congrats on being “freshly pressed”!
Great blog.
Courtney Hosny
June 17, 2012
This is really funny! I love the one about hitting on his wife! Great post idea 🙂
Cheers!
Courtney Hosny
http://www.oneweektocrazy.com
scribbleoc
June 17, 2012
hahahha yes!
Check out http://www.scribbleoc.wordpress.com
Devine Decorating
June 17, 2012
I apologize my kids won’t come to my parties any more… They’re tired of watching the adults sing and dance ) ;
lifediscoverer
June 17, 2012
I’d like to read the reply from the guy who’s party you crashed 😀
Citizen
June 17, 2012
We love the title of your blog!
getyerwitsoutforthelads
June 17, 2012
Thank you for posting your blog for me to read. I apologise for the very obvious plug for my own blog I am about to post on your blog. 🙂 Seriously though, nicely done, and congratulations on being Freshly Pressed!
Conor
http://getyerwitsoutforthelads.wordpress.com/
Ronique Nicole
June 17, 2012
I am suffering from an irrational bout of PMS, and this made me smile, and in return may have saved by boyfriends life..lol Thx.. Good stuff!!!
Arnav
June 17, 2012
Haha 🙂 Nice title 😀
And nice post 🙂
http://journeythroughhtml.wordpress.com
Chad Crow
June 17, 2012
Nice post!please check out my blog!
Onlychad.wordpress.com
Thanks!
The Guat
June 17, 2012
This was hilarious. Impressions of your wife ahhhh…that was my favorite part. Great post! Congrats on being Freshly Pressed … well deserved 🙂
disseminatedthought
June 17, 2012
“You’d get the joke if you understood how much we all dislike your wife.”
Ah, if everyone was that honest there would be no wars. There would also be no dinner parties, but that means no one would have to watch inane home movies of talentless, smiling children who are devoid of any sense of stage presence.
Thank you for sharing this fantastic piece with us and congratulations on the Freshly Pressed gong!
bellesogni
June 17, 2012
Suggestion: Print out your post and the next invitation you get, send it instead.
Assumpta Fitzgerald
June 17, 2012
This is great !!!
dakrizzz
June 17, 2012
Nice! 🙂
megshout
June 18, 2012
Reblogged this on Meg Shout.
Penny
June 18, 2012
I wish I’d said some of this stuff to a “Party” I was invited to recently. Thank you for inviting me to the party, Sorry I threw away your plastic wine glass. IAnd lots of other ridiculousness.
Lym
June 18, 2012
This is funny! Like what they say, “ATTEND AT YOUR OWN RISK” but this one is more like “INVITE ME AT YOUR OWN RISK”. Great post!
abichica
June 18, 2012
hahahahaha!!! i love it!!! absolutely made my day… 😀
Nahed Omer
June 18, 2012
It is nice of you to talk about your mistakes.
Not many do that and ask for apology
Only brave can do that
Astrid | Pohutukawa PhotoGraphic
June 18, 2012
Fantastic. You’ve cheered me right up. I was sad because I no longer get invited to parties after becoming the person that doesn’t realise they have to apologise for what they did at a party because I can never remember what I did at the party 🙂
mirikush
June 18, 2012
You are officialy invited to my party 🙂
stainfreemedia
June 18, 2012
From your list above, GUILTY AS CHARGED!! I just won’t tell you WHICH charge!!
http://twitter.com/rdubhall
crisgzr
June 18, 2012
Thank you for inviting me to your wedding, even though I don’t know you, since you are my husband’s cousin, and he doesn’t like your side of the family but we were bored and needed to get away from the dogs. Thank you for inviting us. We needed cake and champagne. Thank you again. Sorry, we want you to get divorced and remarried since you throw a good wedding.
Elizabeth
June 18, 2012
Hilarious!
latest
June 18, 2012
Reblogged this on local with an extra 'c'.
Karen Adamyan
June 18, 2012
Thank you, that was a very intersesting article.. i might use this tool.
thank you again..
tin tuc
June 18, 2012
This is why I don’t go to parties too much
Alejandro Gil Mialdea
June 18, 2012
I like it!
Zainab Khawaja
June 18, 2012
Thank you for writing this wonderful post. I apologize for only noticing it because of Freshly Pressed.
Wonderful and hilarious! If only more of us had the guts to say what was really on our minds.
MikesFilmTalk
June 18, 2012
This left me in stitches! Can you please send me a postal address so I can forward my medical bill to you? Oh and I would love for you to come to my next party…
dentalwestwood
June 18, 2012
Good one.. specially the apology ” I apologize for being unable to make your kids reappear at the end of the magic act at the party.”
nidhishrivastava
June 18, 2012
Good one. Specially “I apologize for being unable to make your kids reappear at the end of the magic act at the party.”
hkollef
June 18, 2012
Reblogged this on hannahkollef and commented:
If you need a laugh this morning. Or an example showing how to apologize without really meaning it.
hkollef
June 18, 2012
I had to reblog this. So funny! I’ll remember some of these next time I go to a party with people I don’t like.
thefuture2020
June 18, 2012
I needed a good laugh today and this post just made it! I just wonder who was crazy enough to act this way unless you didn’t like the person who invited you to begin with. Either way you couldn’t write this kinda stuff cause I’m sure this really happened, lol -,o
http://wp.me/2aAA8
happygoluckygal
June 18, 2012
OMG..that was a crack..!!! LOL:):):)
hnicolella
June 18, 2012
I have nominated you for “One Lovely Blog Award”! Here’s the link: http://hnicolella.wordpress.com/2012/06/18/one-lovely-blog-award/
Congrats! I nominated you because I’m intrigued by your blog!
Katie Raspberry
June 18, 2012
Haha, this is great! Did you come up with this yourself? How did you come up with this idea? 🙂
Katie
http://katieraspberry.wordpress.com/
Nicola Losito
June 18, 2012
Scusa se scrivo e parlo in italiano. Così è più facile quando vado a un party divertente…
Nicola
Fernando Sutterfield
June 18, 2012
I would like to join you in these parties! Sounds like a riveting time.
backpackerina
June 19, 2012
Thank you for letting me express my thoughts after reading your post.
I apologize for not being able to say anything more profound than: hell yea, awesome post.
bpyke
June 19, 2012
Sounds like a great party. Thanks for letting me read about the party. I apologize for leaving a comment in an unoriginal format.
mybakingempire
June 19, 2012
hahahaha! Hilarious! Oh, how many thoughts I’ve had similar to these…
ctolle
June 19, 2012
I am certain I have hosted this party. And no apology note ever came my way.
Love the micro-story and images here. Well done.
ctolle.com
to explore the pedagogy and practical applications of Storytelling
WildChild
June 19, 2012
If I have a party you are the first guest on the list! “Once again, thank you for inviting me to the party. Also, I apologize for coming to the party.” Classic.
WildChild
June 19, 2012
Reblogged this on Wild Children and commented:
“I apologize for putting on your wife’s sweater at the party. And then her skirt. And then her make-up. And then coming back out to do an impression of her.” // The Good Greatsby
feelingchipper
June 19, 2012
Two words: bloody funny.
lloydandannoyed
June 19, 2012
thank you for posting this after the party 🙂
Zohan
June 20, 2012
LOL. funny!
DrNikkiBlog
June 23, 2012
I think we were at the same party.
I was hammered, so I only remember bits and pieces.
Ann
June 23, 2012
Love the title and also the post! Congrats on being Freshly Pressed!
Abi Turner
September 30, 2012
Reblogged this on Random ramblings… and commented:
Go on, admit it. You’ve been here and done, if not all, some of these things…
veryloudwhispers
October 11, 2012
I’m not a funny man. But this was one of the most hilarious things I’ve ever read. Thank you. However, remember I am not a funny man.
The Good Greatsby
October 11, 2012
I’ll take that qualification into consideration before I go patting myself on the back.
veryloudwhispers
October 12, 2012
that’d be wise
pmahaney
May 15, 2013
Thanks for the invite, I’m sorry I didn’t read this blog sooner, but better late than never, because now am a party to it.
Ankur Mithal
June 26, 2013
Who is the host anyway? Sounds like a good guy to know for parties to attend.
slaiirzone
October 26, 2013
Clever ! I loved this 🙂
flyoverchronicles
April 28, 2014
With that collection of books I believe the correct pronunciation is libary.