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Veterans of Intergalatic, Civil, and Virginity Wars Unite: Caption Contest Finalists
Congratulations to this week’s caption contest finalists, who may remember the day they became finalists as one of the most important moments of their lives, especially if their entire lives had been uneventful disappointments. The winner will receive the following awards: 1. A strong sense of fulfillment. (Disclaimer: You must be the type who fulfills […]
Girly of The Daily Hello Wins Caption Contest; Easily Impressed People Take to Streets in Celebration
April 17, 2011
Congratulations to this week’s caption contest winner Girly at thedailyhello. If you love Girly’s captions, you may also love her 1986 disco hit Rollercoaster. Rollercoaster is also a fitting title to describe the incredible range of emotions Girly will experience this week as she revels in the highs of her caption contest success before plummeting […]
Wednesday in Three Acts: One Sentence Stories/Tweets You May Have Missed/Caption Contest Finalists
April 13, 2011
Act One: Three One Sentence Stories 1. Get a Room! “Get a room, you two!” I shouted at the couple making out in front of me as they stood at the hotel check-in desk, waiting for me to rent them a room. 2. Dance Like Nobody’s Watching “Yes, my pretty, continue to dance like nobody […]
Laura Wins Caption Contest: Awarded Life of the Party Status for Coming Week
April 10, 2011
Congratulations to Laura at unlikelyexplanations.com for winning this weeks caption contest! Depending on how you look at it, all of you who submitted captions are winners. Although this would be an incorrect way to look at it because Laura is the real winner. What did Laura win? For one week Laura will be allowed to […]
Select Your King Caption
April 6, 2011
Make sure and vote in this week’s caption contest. The winner will receive the following prizes: 1. The honorary title King Caption. 2. Will be allowed to butt in buffet lines with no repercussions. 3. Will be allowed to eat whatever he or she wants for one week and won’t gain weight (I will be […]
Caption Contest: MattJ Awarded Can-do Attitude! Who Can Can-don’t His Can-do?
April 3, 2011
MattJ has done it again, securing the rights to the title Captain Caption for another week! MattJ has also been awarded a ‘can-do’ attitude. Your confidence will be felt by others, including oncoming traffic, allowing you to make left-hand turns at any place and any time. No matter how fast those cars seem to be […]
Elect Your Caption King or Queen!
March 30, 2011
Thank you for your outstanding submissions. I hate excluding anyone and I considered narrowing the captions down to thirty-five instead of five, but I realized thirty-five wouldn’t meet the strictest definition of ‘narrowing down’ since I received exactly thirty-five submissions. If you feel your submission was more deserving than any of these five, please remind […]
Congratulations Captain Caption MattJ! Who Can Topple Him from His Caption Throne?
March 27, 2011
The votes have been tallied and the winner is: Congratulations to MattJ who has been awarded the honorary title of Captain Caption for the next week. MattJ is also a two consecutive weeks winner and has converted his ‘moderate’ lucky feeling into an ‘on-a-roll’ feeling. If he wins a third consecutive week, he will be […]
Choose Your Captain Caption
March 23, 2011
This week’s winner will receive the honorary title Captain Caption. Your friends must call you Captain Caption for one week until a new winner is selected. If your friends won’t call you Captain Caption, they are not good friends. Thank you for your excellent caption submissions. Many of these were funny, and I hate having […]
Caption Contest–Last Week’s Winner Eligible to Win ‘On-a-Roll’ feeling
March 20, 2011
Congratulations again to last week’s caption contest winner MattJ, who is eligible to convert his ‘moderate’ lucky feeling into an ‘on-a-roll’ feeling! Submit your best caption for the picture below: Guidelines: Your caption could be a narration, a line of dialogue, a news headline, a sitcom title, or even a home remedy for removing […]
Congratulations Caption Contest Winner! Enjoy Your Moderate Lucky Feeling!
March 16, 2011
Congratulations to MattJ who has been awarded a ‘moderate’ lucky feeling for the following caption: Thank you for your many excellent submissions. Many of these made me laugh, and I had difficulty narrowing it down to a pool of three from which I let my cat Megatron choose her favorite. If you thought your submission […]
The Good Greatsby Caption Contest–Positive Feelings to be Awarded!
March 13, 2011
Submit your best caption for the picture below: Guidelines: Your caption could be a narration, a line of dialogue, a news headline, a movie title, or even a recipe for banana bread if you can make it applicable. Please no incantations that could be deadly if read aloud. Also, no limericks or references to Twilight. […]
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