Congratulations again to last week’s caption contest winner MattJ, who is eligible to convert his ‘moderate’ lucky feeling into an ‘on-a-roll’ feeling!
Submit your best caption for the picture below:
Your caption could be a narration, a line of dialogue, a news headline, a sitcom title, or even a home remedy for removing grass strains if you can make it applicable.
Please no incantations that could be deadly if read aloud. Also, no limericks or references to Vin Diesel that portray him in a positive light.
More than one submission will be allowed; more than five submissions will make you look sad.
Deadline for submissions is midnight Tuesday eastern time. The funniest five captions will be selected by me and posted on Wednesday, allowing readers to vote and select the favorite. The winner will also receive a link back to their own blog or website if they choose (as long as the site is not a Vin Diesel fan club).
Prizes will be awarded accordingly:
- One week winners will be awarded a ‘moderate’ lucky feeling, which could be the first step in turning your life around.
- Two consecutive week winners will be awarded an ‘on-a-roll’ feeling that may give you the strength to stop taking your anti-depressant medication.
- Three consecutive wins will qualify you for a ‘can-do’ attitude, encouraging you to walk away from your dead-end relationship and move back in with your parents.
- Four consecutive wins will get you a ‘top-of-the-world’ confidence others will sense, enabling you to move socially upward and back into your family circle who had deemed you lower class because of the way you pronounce Fri-ee-day.
I will not list the five consecutive wins prize because the resulting award may be too dangerous in the wrong hands, and if anyone wins four weeks in a row, the contest may be discontinued before a potential humanity-ending fifth week is possible.
I really shouldn’t mention the prize, but I guess I can give one hint…
X-RAY VISION!
Maybe that was too much of a hint.
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ajg
March 20, 2011
A staring contest seemed like an odd way to settle the Gypsy/Pagan turf war, thought Lyubitshka. Better tighten my ponytail.
lifeintheboomerlane
March 20, 2011
After Ethel returned from her latest facelift, nobody could find the right words.
Hippie Cahier
March 20, 2011
You did NOT forget to pick up Tommy from soccer practice again. Please tell me you did NOT forget to pick up Tommy from soccer practice again.
marryin'thelibrarian
March 20, 2011
That’s strange. It’s exactly like looking in a mirror.
marryin'thelibrarian
March 20, 2011
To be honest I’m not 100% satisfied with the face peel, but the prices can’t be beat.
marryin'thelibrarian
March 20, 2011
This is the fifth outfit you’ve tried on! I keep telling you, you can change your shawl as many times as you want, he’s still going to notice your face first.
marryin'thelibrarian
March 20, 2011
Tell me the truth, how bad is it?
Gruff Guano
March 21, 2011
What do you mean, “as your understudy I also made an effort to look like you ” !?!
The Hipster
March 21, 2011
Listen, Steve. I see that you’ve been friended by that harlot Cynthia. That’s it, Steve. From now on, you are dead to me.
the master
March 21, 2011
The general public saw a positive side to the zombie apocalypse following the return of the King of Pop.
Renee Davies
March 21, 2011
1, Take my dress off, tramp.
frigginloon
March 21, 2011
Mutton dressed as skeletor
frigginloon
March 21, 2011
Ever wondered what Michael Jackson would look like now?
notajackass
March 21, 2011
I am in love with you… lets make wild passionate love out here, right now. Even if I won’t enjoy it, the people atleast will get “something” for the dvd rental.
MattJ
March 21, 2011
Little Known Fact: “The Rocky Horror Picture Show” had a far less successful sequel titled “Drag Queen Ninjas do Hamlet”. This still is taken from the rousing opening song and dance number “You may be Danish but you aint my mother”, a guilty pleasure not to be missed.
MattJ
March 21, 2011
It was during this awkward prelude to the infamous “scanners” scene that Spielberg realized he had strayed too far from the formula. “Hook” was the unfortunate result, and a sizable portion of his loyal audience never forgave him for it.
MattJ
March 21, 2011
Like any young industry, Mormon cinema had its awkward beginnings.
MattJ
March 21, 2011
Disguise or no disguise, it was undeniable that Tall Greata had stolen Fantasma’s boyfriend Little-Bobby-Two-Times, and she was about to deliver a well deserved two-timing-bitch slap of unnaturally large man-hands across her unrepentant face.
MattJ
March 21, 2011
Where has Chris Kattan been these past 10 years? Now you know.
MarkH
March 21, 2011
“Oh, so I’m just supposed to know what ‘formal wear’ means? What about Ms. Poncho over there?”
“It’s a formal poncho Doug, you know that!”
“What the hell is a formal poncho, Linda?”
“Look, let’s all just change into some more *awkward cough* casual… clothes and we can get…”
“No no, I’ll change. All of you just make yourself at home. I’ll change. Ridiculous.”
japecake
March 22, 2011
“Why, thank you! Pilates! Pilates and a weekly juice cleanse!”
Tooty Nolan
March 22, 2011
In Beverly Hills money can buy you anything your heart desires – including an exoskeleton.