Caption Contest–Last Week’s Winner Eligible to Win ‘On-a-Roll’ feeling

Posted on March 20, 2011


Congratulations again to last week’s caption contest winner MattJ, who is eligible to convert his ‘moderate’ lucky feeling into an ‘on-a-roll’ feeling!

Submit your best caption for the picture below:


Give me your best caption


Your caption could be a narration, a line of dialogue, a news headline, a sitcom title, or even a home remedy for removing grass strains if you can make it applicable.

Please no incantations that could be deadly if read aloud.  Also, no limericks or references to Vin Diesel that portray him in a positive light.

More than one submission will be allowed; more than five submissions will make you look sad.

Deadline for submissions is midnight Tuesday eastern time.  The funniest five captions will be selected by me and posted on Wednesday, allowing readers to vote and select the favorite.  The winner will also receive a link back to their own blog or website if they choose (as long as the site is not a Vin Diesel fan club).

Prizes will be awarded accordingly:

  1. One week winners will be awarded a ‘moderate’ lucky feeling, which could be the first step in turning your life around.
  2. Two consecutive week winners will be awarded an ‘on-a-roll’ feeling that may give you the strength to stop taking your anti-depressant medication.
  3. Three consecutive wins will qualify you for a ‘can-do’ attitude, encouraging you to walk away from your dead-end relationship and move back in with your parents.
  4. Four consecutive wins will get you a ‘top-of-the-world’ confidence others will sense, enabling you to move socially upward and back into your family circle who had deemed you lower class because of the way you pronounce Fri-ee-day.

I will not list the five consecutive wins prize because the resulting award may be too dangerous in the wrong hands, and if anyone wins four weeks in a row, the contest may be discontinued before a potential humanity-ending fifth week is possible.

I really shouldn’t mention the prize, but I guess I can give one hint…


Maybe that was too much of a hint.

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