Make sure and vote in this week’s caption contest. The winner will receive the following prizes:
1. The honorary title King Caption.
2. Will be allowed to butt in buffet lines with no repercussions.
3. Will be allowed to eat whatever he or she wants for one week and won’t gain weight (I will be the sole judge of this).
4. Will be allowed to print the post naming you King Caption and if this paper is placed in your car window, you will not show up on police radar guns.
Thank you for your outstanding submissions. As always, I hate having to pick five and it’s possible I made a horrible, horrible mistake. If you feel your submission was more deserving, rest assured that my mother would take your side because she has always doubted my judgment. Please keep submitting your captions and hopefully one day my mother will break through to me and I’ll start making better decisions.
Please vote for the funniest caption of the five below. You can vote once every day. The winner will be posted on Saturday.
A. Struggling with how to deal with grief over the loss of their beloved Lassie, the Martin’s make him the Guest of Honor at their cookout. “We’ll never have a dog so brave or so delicious ever again” said a satisfied Timmy. (Girly)
B. Kate Hudson, having exhausted the supply of celebrity boyfriends poaches in the local park thinking, “Yes, one for this afternoon and one for the future.” (Speeder)
C. Bill’s habit of squatting over open flames may explain why Andrew is an only child. (Laura)
D. “In her latest book, Ann Coulter seeks to dispell what she calls ‘myths about homelessness.’” (Thomas Stazyk)
E. “There you go boy, that’s some good manly open fire cooking. Fantastic! Hey sweetie, look how manly our boy is! See!?”
“Thanks Pop-pop! Say mom, what’s the touchdown score on the local sportball game? Right dad?”
Suddenly a near defeated grumble burst from Mr. Seacrest’s lips, “Blagh! I’ll man-camp the gay right out of this boy if it’s the last thing I do… If it’s the last thing I do.” (MarkH)
The Good Greatsby 
shreejacob
April 6, 2011
Done! It’s B!! 😀
Redneckprincess
April 6, 2011
I am calling C!!
Sandi Ormsby
April 7, 2011
Damn, if we don’t think alike…I picked C!
Scott Oglesby
April 6, 2011
I have to remember to get in on this next week. I ran a caption contest for a year and I do miss it. But only posting once a week now it just doesn’t work so I’ll have to live vicariously through yours.
Lisa
April 6, 2011
I had trouble picking between c and e, chose e
educlaytion
April 6, 2011
I’m an A man myself. It’s about time somebody ate Lassie.
spilledinkguy
April 7, 2011
I can never choose! I’ll just stand back and laugh. Does that seem strange? I bet that seems strange…
🙂
ryoko861
April 7, 2011
“C”!
Meet the Buttrams
April 7, 2011
What about about a buffet line of the winner’s favorite food suddenly calorie-free? Can you make that happen?
The Good Greatsby
April 7, 2011
You arrange the buffet of your favorite food, and I’ll arrange the calorie-free part, but remember I am the sole judge of whether you gained weight or not.
lifeintheboomerlane
April 7, 2011
They are all great. My vote goes to C.
omawarisan
April 7, 2011
How do you walk away from “man-camp the gay out of him”?
The Good Greatsby
April 7, 2011
I’m curious as well. What would that camp look like?
omawarisan
April 7, 2011
It sounds like something Larry Craig would hold.
“C’mere boy, let me show you how a man does this. First, you take a wide stance.”
Sandi Ormsby
April 7, 2011
See the C, si
Sandi
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subWOW
April 8, 2011
C made me LOL. But out of moral principle, I voted for D.
(newbie here, and I already offended at least one person here…)
marryin'thelibrarian
April 8, 2011
“What’s the touchdown score on the local sportball game? Right dad?”
Genius. I want that printed on a my sportball gym bag.