Congratulations to this week’s caption contest winner Girly at thedailyhello. If you love Girly’s captions, you may also love her 1986 disco hit Rollercoaster. Rollercoaster is also a fitting title to describe the incredible range of emotions Girly will experience this week as she revels in the highs of her caption contest success before plummeting to a low when her week as victor ends. She can also expect some nausea.
Gus realized he would need a lot more balloons if he hoped to rise to the level where “Brokeneck” Betty would notice him. (thedailyhello)
What did Girly win? Girly will receive the following awards:
1. If she uses Coffee-mate while drinking coffee alone, a friend will magically appear to drink coffee with her.
2. The ability to see in 3-D without the aid of those red and blue glasses…wait, I guess that’s like normal vision. Why do we need those glasses then?
3. The ability to ride in convertibles with the top down and emerge without windblown hair.
4. I will laugh at any jokes she makes to her new co-workers. Even though I’m not physically present, the group will sense my laughter and feel compelled to join in.
Please submit your captions for the picture below:
Your caption could be a narration, a line of dialogue, a headline, a daily affirmation, a sitcom title, a personals ad, a movie blurb, or even a home remedy to restore thinning hair if you can make it applicable.
Please no references to Waiting for Godot unless you can find a magical way to make it not boring.
More than one submission will be allowed; more than five submissions will make you look so very sad.
All submissions must be received promptly by Tuesday or Wednesdayish.
This week’s winner will win receive a Johnson family recipe for success. Note: Success is what we call pancakes at our house.
The Good Greatsby 
shreejacob
April 17, 2011
Oops! I’m alone! Will be back to check out the captions!
ajg
April 17, 2011
“Sufferin’ Appomattox it makes me so angry! Nothin’ll send me into conniptions faster than these pasty no account deadbeats, millin’ about our noble recreatin’, muckin’ up our tintypes! Homelier’n Ambrose Burnside and dumber’n a roomful McClellans! Set your muskets to virgin and grab your bayonets, because this is gonna be the ass-stabbing heard ’round the world! Then we’ll skedaddle to Applebee’s for some hardtack!”
ryoko861
April 17, 2011
Delegates at the World Peace Summit take a moment for a publicity shot.
marryin'thelibrarian
April 17, 2011
Not a caption: What the what is this photo? Where to begin on this baby, I just don’t know. If that is not the real Chewie, who is it? And where did he get all that hair? Also, notice the rogue Civil War soldier in the lower left corner who appears to be taking a photo. Nice.
Thomas Stazyk
April 17, 2011
Geeks and jocks join up for a group photo at the Class of ’80 30th Reunion.
Girly
April 18, 2011
Thank you Paul, for this great honor… but I wish I had known the prizes earlier… I’ve already shaved my head in anticipation of windy weather!
Anyway, I’m going to bow out of this week’s contest and let someone else win because I’m feeling magnanimous and because I can’t think of anything.
Laura
April 18, 2011
Congratulations! Now excuse me as I sink back into obscurity, bitterness, and despair.
Girly
April 18, 2011
I’ll meet you there next week! We can have a pity party and talk about how the caption contest used to be cool.
The Good Greatsby
April 18, 2011
I accept your magnanimous decision to bow out and focus all your attention on the spoils of fame.
Laura
April 18, 2011
“I’m just here to hang a shower curtain — are you sure you want me in the front row?”
Girly
April 18, 2011
like
spilledinkguy
April 18, 2011
I feel a great disturbance in the Force…
as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror…
🙂
Speeder
April 18, 2011
The film’s director silently curses George Lucas.
“Make up your mind, George. Are doing a remake of Shenandoah or are we doing Star Wars XII? I gotta know!”
Tom (Aquatom1968)
April 18, 2011
The cast of the new Dallas series didn’t have time to change for their first group photograph.
michaelskelley
April 18, 2011
To Fred’s great disappointment, assembling all of his ex’s in one room proved to be far less hawt than he had imagined.
laurenrantnrave
April 18, 2011
Diversity and time travel intertwine in one warped shot of weirdness.
Lisa
April 18, 2011
North and South Saturn
I know it sucks. but best I could figure
Margie
April 18, 2011
The Bicentennial of the Intergalactic Space Station – senior staff pose for group photo.
gojulesgo
April 18, 2011
Agent Daniels was troubled to find that those he’d helped escape near-certain death were now flaunting their new identities for Witness Protection Program’s Finest, a 2012 calendar.
limr
April 18, 2011
I hope the Klondike bar will be worth the chafing.
berettaluvz26
April 18, 2011
Wanna be a Muslim suicide bomber? Here’s what’s waiting for you after your mission is complete! 72 virgins who are very willing to dress up to suit whatever fantasy you have– even that one about Ghostbusters!*
*Please note that the hot girls are lesbians.
Ahmnodt Heare
April 18, 2011
“The freshmen members of Congress took time out to pose for a group photograph.”
frigginloon
April 18, 2011
This is going to confuse the shit out of the Taliban!!!
OpentoAdventure
April 18, 2011
He’d been warned about messing up the shot before, but Frodo couldn’t resist slipping The One Ring on his finger just as the photo was taken. No-one was impressed.
monicastangledweb
April 18, 2011
The warden gave in to Mickey the Snake’s request to “go Hollywood,” but would only allow production on one film. A riot ensued, as the convicts couldn’t agree on which film to produce, so Mickey ended up making “Star Wars VII: Pirates of the Caribbean and the Curse of the Yankees.” It was left to Needles to tell the Ghostbusters they were out.
flippingchannels
April 18, 2011
Now all Ronald needed to complete his collection of living action figures was the elusive Donald Trump, complete with Action Comb-over.
Emily Jane
April 18, 2011
*Vote*
Girly
April 18, 2011
like 2
berettaluvz26
April 18, 2011
Annual Time Travellers’ Convention, 186– no, 198–no, 254– no… Shit, what year is it?
nursemyra
April 18, 2011
My vote goes to ryoko861
JuneClaire
April 18, 2011
“No, no, NO! What’s this mess? Can’t you see how confusing it is?!? Princess Leia is NOT blonde, for God’s sake!”
Emily Jane
April 18, 2011
Oh goodness, I’ll work on a caption, however this one’s a LITTLE too close to home and bears an eerie resemblance to some of my Comic-Con pictures from last year… #NerdAlert
justjotter
April 18, 2011
Darth Vader’s bastard spawn gather for support.
pegoleg
April 18, 2011
Match.com decided to discontinue their Nerd Mixers when, yet again, not enough girls showed up.
Girly
April 18, 2011
like 3
japecake
April 18, 2011
“I’m only gonna say this once, so listen up: Yankees to the left, Wookiees to the right!”
japecake
April 19, 2011
“Fine. We’ll get started as soon as Generals Grant and Grievous show up.”
subWOW
April 19, 2011
I cannot remember an even more awesome picture for a caption contest ever. Cannot wait.
subWOW
April 19, 2011
“In order to finally win at the caption contest and prove to his hipster friends that he is indeed as well-read in obscure pop-culture references as he makes himself out to be, Arnold decided to take matter into his own hand and created the ultimate caption contest challenge himself.”
the master
April 19, 2011
Jake mistakenly took his therapist’s instruction to “concentrate everything you hate into a single point” literally.
berettaluvz26
April 19, 2011
Four score and seven years ago, in a galaxy far, far away, a wayward bicyclist asked a burning question:
“There’s something strange in the neighborhood, who ya gonna call?”
limr
April 19, 2011
“Why, Osama, whyyyyyyyyyy?”
frigginloon
April 19, 2011
Luke, you are the father!
REscarcega
April 19, 2011
Out-of-Towners “Skateboard Helmet Guy” & “Bandanna Head Girl” watched in dumbfounded amazement as the cast of “Dances with Wookiees” congregated in front of Grauman’s Chinese Theater to commemorate the release of George Costner’s (yes, Kevin’s brother) long awaited independent feature.
omawarisan
April 19, 2011
Concerned by the unsustainable growth in the world’s population, virgins gather and pledge never to reproduce.
writerwoman61
April 19, 2011
“I’ve got a very bad feeling about this.”
G. T. E.
April 20, 2011
Proud to be Americans.
G. T. E.
April 20, 2011
The Yankee Army turned down intergalactic support during the civil war, due to the fact that LIGHTSABERS AREN’T REAL.