Congratulations to this week’s caption contest winner Girly at thedailyhello. If you love Girly’s captions, you may also love her 1986 disco hit Rollercoaster. Rollercoaster is also a fitting title to describe the incredible range of emotions Girly will experience this week as she revels in the highs of her caption contest success before plummeting to a low when her week as victor ends. She can also expect some nausea.
What did Girly win? Girly will receive the following awards:
1. If she uses Coffee-mate while drinking coffee alone, a friend will magically appear to drink coffee with her.
2. The ability to see in 3-D without the aid of those red and blue glasses…wait, I guess that’s like normal vision. Why do we need those glasses then?
3. The ability to ride in convertibles with the top down and emerge without windblown hair.
4. I will laugh at any jokes she makes to her new co-workers. Even though I’m not physically present, the group will sense my laughter and feel compelled to join in.
Please submit your captions for the picture below:
Your caption could be a narration, a line of dialogue, a headline, a daily affirmation, a sitcom title, a personals ad, a movie blurb, or even a home remedy to restore thinning hair if you can make it applicable.
Please no references to Waiting for Godot unless you can find a magical way to make it not boring.
More than one submission will be allowed; more than five submissions will make you look so very sad.
All submissions must be received promptly by Tuesday or Wednesdayish.