Submit your best caption for the picture below:
Give me your best caption.
Guidelines:
Your caption could be a narration, a line of dialogue, a news headline, a movie title, or even a recipe for banana bread if you can make it applicable.
Please no incantations that could be deadly if read aloud. Also, no limericks or references to Twilight.
More than one submission will be allowed; more than ten submissions will make you look sad.
Deadline is midnight Tuesday eastern time. The funniest caption will be selected by a committee of me and my cat Megatron and posted on Wednesday.
Prizes will be awarded accordingly:
- One week winners will be awarded a ‘moderate’ lucky feeling.
- Two consecutive week winners will be awarded an ‘on-a-roll’ feeling that may be helpful in gambling and romantic approaches.
- Three consecutive wins will qualify you for a ‘can-do’ attitude, enabling you to quit your day job and focus on DJing full time.
- Four consecutive wins will get you a ‘top-of-the-world’ confidence that others will sense, enabling you to move socially upward and rise above your current roster of dead-end friends and family.
I will not list the five consecutive wins prize because the resulting award may be too dangerous in the wrong hands, and if anyone wins four weeks in a row, the contest may be discontinued before a potential humanity-ending fifth week is possible.
I really shouldn’t mention the prize, but I guess I can give one hint…
FIRE VISION!
Maybe that was too much of a hint.
The Good Greatsby 
ajg
March 13, 2011
“I asked for a Hawaiian vacation and a suit, not a Hawaiian shirt and a suitcase. Bastards!”
ajg
March 13, 2011
“If you have to leave your kids at home this vacation, at least give them a Samsonite. Samsonite!”
ajg
March 13, 2011
“That kid said the average human head weighs eight pounds, but it didn’t say anything about torsos!”
ajg
March 13, 2011
“As soon as they leave, I’m taking a dump in this thing!”
Beckers
March 13, 2011
“A pink suitcase and a Hawaiian shirt? Who do they think I am, John Waters?”
marryin'thelibrarian
March 13, 2011
I guess they were serious about my apprenticeship with Willie Lowman.
notajackass
March 13, 2011
Nice work A**holes, I could have done much better with my PS3 at home.
frigginloon
March 13, 2011
Guess who’s going to boarding school , son????
spilledinkguy
March 14, 2011
No twilight references? I’m sunk.
Unless I can try a line from Hellcats? Or 90210? 🙂
The Good Greatsby
March 14, 2011
Hellcats and 90210 or both allowed, in fact 90210 is encouraged.
spilledinkguy
March 15, 2011
Dang it – you’ve called my bluff.
Is Tori Spelling still on that show?! 🙂
The Good Greatsby
March 15, 2011
Yes, Tori Spelling is still on the show, and still the biggest star with the best story lines! If my sources are correct, this might be the year her and David finally get together during a celebration for Donna’s completing fifteen years of work to receive her GED.
MarkH
March 14, 2011
“Our new red suitcase and weird inflatable pool toy are just going to love this new boy we got them!”
duncanr
March 14, 2011
It’s NOT pink – it’s ‘cerise’
KenBroad
March 15, 2011
Billy was suddenly less excited about going to Disney World when he was shown where he would riding on the airplane.
MattJ
March 15, 2011
“Sorry son. We’re not letting you go, we’re clearing cap room.”
“Don’t let this whole rejection thing put you off becoming someone else’s kid.”
“You don’t look like either one of us and in my book, that’s two strikes Jimmy. And well, being ugly to boot just made this an easy call.”
“You know China has a one child policy, and quite frankly, your mother and I think we can do better.”
“Who can understand God’s will Levi? I don’t know why Brother Jeffs kicked you out. And, no… that girl you’re sweet on will be staying in the fold.”
“Now are you absolutely sure you want to tell Mommy about Daddy’s girlfriend?”
“Everything has a 30 day return policy. Yes, even orphans.”
marryin'thelibrarian
March 15, 2011
I wanted to go the rejected son route, but I could never have done it as masterfully as this! Bravo! Thanks for not posting first and discouraging the rest of us.
rashmitharao
March 15, 2011
“I didn’t believe Momma when she told me that girls grow up too fast. Whoa. Look, I’m still stuck on inflatable toy stuff and my girlfriend has already moved on to man toys.”
Amy
March 16, 2011
“Is it time to tell him that his real dad isn’t actually coming for him? And that he isn’t Wolverine?”
“Not yet. I think he’s starting to get hopeful again.”
Renee Davies
March 16, 2011
Cold hard cash. That’s what Alphonse really wanted.
Renee Davies
March 16, 2011
Looking for quality luggage that will last? Coleman Luggage – so ugly, it’ll stay untouched and looking as ugly as the first day you got it.
Renee Davies
March 16, 2011
Little Timmy often wondered why his mom and dad always laughed behind his back.