I found this picture of Obama with a baby but I wasn’t able to find the associated headline and had to create my own:
Townspeople Demand Refund After Seeing Local Obama Impersonator Side-By-Side With Real President
President’s Efforts to Change Child’s Diaper Bring Accusations of ‘Smear Tactics’
Obama Warns Crowd of Dangerous GOP Plan to Eliminate Baby Gravity Programs
Obama Greets Tiny Supporter; Begs Her to Turn 18 by Next Election
President Rejects Gift of Town Key; Opts for Town Baby Instead
Obama Not Satisfied with ‘Taking Candy from a Baby’, Also Takes Baby from Woman Named Candy
Obama Gives Controversial Example When Asked Who Could Run Congress Better than Republicans
Terrorist Suspicions Prove Embarrassing After Baby Frisking Produces No Weapons
School Officials Criticized for New Tradition Mirroring Baseball’s Ceremonial First Pitch
Obama Approval Soars After Quick Thinking Saves Floating Baby
Local Mother Demands Government Compensation Following Claim President ‘Got’ Toddler’s Nose
Obama Makes Clear Which End Critics Can Kiss
Adorable Toddler Encounter Convinces Obama to Reconsider Federal Tickle Tax
ACLU Accusation: Child Wasn’t Read Miranda Rights Before Obama Demanded ‘Who’s a Good Girl?’
The Good Greatsby 
Carl D'Agostino
September 20, 2011
Isn’t there enough poop in DC ?
Kathryn McCullough
September 20, 2011
Too damn funny. My favorite is the one about the baby being able to run congress better than the republicans. They are, indeed, doing a shitty, piss-poor job!
limr
September 20, 2011
I would take my hat off to you and your cleverness, but then I would have no hat. And I like hats. Plus, it’s raining today and I might need that hat. But I’ve got a large store of kudos, so you can have some of that instead.
The Good Greatsby
September 20, 2011
I’ll flattered to receive even a figurative tip of the hat.
Glynis Sylvia
September 23, 2011
Kudos to that witty comment.
Meet the Buttrams
September 20, 2011
That is one stinkin’ cute baby. But she doesn’t look impressed with the President’s rhetoric.
The Good Greatsby
September 20, 2011
Perhaps she meets a president at least once a week.
Gow
September 20, 2011
“President Rejects Gift of Town Key; Opts for Town Baby Instead” FTW!
gerknoop
September 20, 2011
My favorite.
Obama Not Satisfied with ‘Taking Candy from a Baby’, Also Takes Baby from Woman Named Candy
The Good Greatsby
September 20, 2011
It could happen.
lifeintheboomerlane
September 20, 2011
The Candy from Baby/Woman Named Candy should win the Pulitzer.
k8edid
September 20, 2011
I agree.
writerdood
September 20, 2011
Congress demands human sacrifice. Holds lottery. Offers child to president for consideration. Later testing reveals child is an immigrant. Trip to volcano postponed.
Thomas Stazyk
September 21, 2011
Now that is funny!
Glynis Sylvia
September 23, 2011
Shades of English Lit class there.
educlaytion
September 20, 2011
Love it. Will you get a stinkin humor column already?
madtante
September 20, 2011
School Officials Criticized for New Tradition Mirroring Baseball’s Ceremonial First Pitch
pegoleg
September 20, 2011
Yet another disenchanted America shows Obama the love-fest is over.
thelifeofjamie
September 20, 2011
Obama takes matters into his own hands, despite secret service warnings, and removes the youngest tea party member. Permanently.
The Good Greatsby
September 20, 2011
He took on the Tea Party member least likely to be carrying a concealed weapon.
Glynis Sylvia
September 23, 2011
Greatsby, you apparently haven’t changed diapers in a few years. They’re weapons of mass destruction !
joehoover
September 20, 2011
You should enter your own caption contest – would anyone else win?
Lenore Diane
September 20, 2011
Jamie’s headline is excellent! And, I agree with the other nods of appreciation for the baby/candy headline.
John Erickson
September 21, 2011
I gotta go with the “run Congress better than GOP” shot. That, or maybe he’s indicating the kid’s diaper is full of GOP campaign promises. 🙂
spilledinkguy
September 21, 2011
So… you’re saying you voted for Vin Diesel?
🙂
thoughtsappear
September 21, 2011
I love the floating baby one! It kinda looks to me like he’s offering the baby up as some type of sacrifice.
nuvofelt
September 21, 2011
Applause as Obama helps to put broken child back together
torcon1
September 21, 2011
Bro, why do you ask us to caption your images each week – yours are HI-larious!!!
H.E. ELLIS
September 21, 2011
Fearing an eminent loss of re-election, President Obama auditions for the part of “Rafiki” in the Broadway version of THE LION KING.
The Good Greatsby
September 21, 2011
He’d really bring some new energy and publicity to that show.
Luda Kristen
September 21, 2011
“Obama Gives Controversial Example When Asked Who Could Run Congress Better than Republicans”
It’s funny cuz it’s true.
stuffialmostbought
September 21, 2011
Nice one. My fav – “Obama Approval Soars After Quick Thinking Saves Floating Baby”. GOLD.
The Good Greatsby
September 21, 2011
That was the very first thing I thought when I saw the picture.
HoaiPhai
September 21, 2011
“Obama demostrates new tax policy by shaking down baby”
[Sorry, just practicing for your next caption challenge!]
Tori Nelson
September 21, 2011
Smear Tactic. I laughed. I cried. Then I dry heaved. My kid needs a diaper change 😦
pattisj
September 22, 2011
“Terrorist suspicions…no weapons.” Maybe he can work for the NTSB next time around.