I volunteered at a pet shelter as a teenager and when I bathed the animals, we weren’t fortunate enough to have such fancy shampoos like the one below I found in a local Shanghai pet store. This magic formula seems to promise the dispelling of amorous activity:
‘Aim at the pet skin scraps problem effectively the
creation of the prevention skin has the outstanding
result with dispel in addition to the horniness
alergic skin of the repair and maintenance pet’
Yes dogs can suffer from an abundance of horniness, but I’m not sure I have the confidence it can be dispelled safely through a mere shampoo.
See if you can spot anything unusual about the dog profiles featured in this row of shampoo bottles. One of these dogs is not like the other.
Did you spot the dog on the right wearing glasses? Apparently this shampoo is specially formulated for nerd dogs.
As long as you’re here, why not bee-bop on over to vote in the caption contest?
The Good Greatsby 
Snoring Dog Studio
February 12, 2012
The first set of shampoos are made for nearsighted dogs? That’s marvelous. I want some for myself.
I just can’t allow myself to think about pet skin scraps. Ugh. I’m going to go bathe my dogs now.
susielindau
February 12, 2012
Don’t they have Google Translator over there?
Hahahaha!
The Good Greatsby
February 13, 2012
I think they probably did use Google Translator but should have double-checked with a native speaker before printing.
thelifeofjamie
February 12, 2012
Wow, Justin Bieber’s fashion influences has traveled all the way down to Chinese dogs. Someone needs to put them both out of their misery.
The Good Greatsby
February 13, 2012
Those do look like the Justin Bieber glasses, don’t they? Poor Bieber can’t catch a break.
gerknoop
February 13, 2012
Even my husband laughed out loud looking over my shoulder at this post! Thanks for the chuckle. My favorite “One of these dogs is not like the other” LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
The Good Greatsby
February 13, 2012
I’m glad your husband approves; I know he’s a tough sell.
nursemyra
February 17, 2012
I thought the odd one out was the white polar bear on the left
skippingstones
February 13, 2012
It’s funny that 1 – 3 are looking straight ahead, but 4 is looking at nerd dog.
The Good Greatsby
February 13, 2012
I didn’t arrange it like that on purpose, but that’s pretty funny.
She's a Maineiac
February 13, 2012
I bet the nerd dog gets all the bitches.
The Good Greatsby
February 13, 2012
Well played. A tip of my hat, and my glasses.
Lenore Diane
February 13, 2012
Darla! That was beyond brilliant. Just damn.
Elyse
February 13, 2012
Maybe the dog with the specs can help translate.
daisyfae
February 13, 2012
i wonder if Nerd Dog shampoo would make my dog smarter? i’m desperate…
Dana
February 13, 2012
If they have Nerd Dog shampoo, they must have Dumb As A Post Dog shampoo, too. Perhaps it’s one of those other shampoos already pictured– maybe the middle one? It’s hard to capture “Dumb as a Post”-ness in a photograph. Especially with dogs.
pattisj
February 13, 2012
Having a dog is so hard! I had to teach him the alphabet so I could take him to the optometrist to be certain I was buying the right shampoo.
Tony McGurk
February 13, 2012
Ha Ha Ha!!! 😛
Sonia Kolasinska
February 13, 2012
Dear Greatsby, I came across a post and I thought you’ll like it. Enjoy! http://flavorwire.com/259333/the-best-and-worst-of-last-nights-snl-with-zooey-deschanel
The Good Greatsby
February 13, 2012
Thanks. I’m looking forward to seeing the Zooey episode but it will take a little time to get it here in China.
Tony McGurk
February 13, 2012
I guess the Labrador with glasses was a seeing eye dog school drop out then. Angus is only 4 months old but in a few more months it will be de-sexing time. That will dispel any horniness for sure. But then again shampoo is cheaper than a Vet bill…
The Good Greatsby
February 13, 2012
Shampoo is a lot cheaper, but it’s a lot more work as well. I’d be torn between cheapness and laziness.
Laura
February 13, 2012
Don’t laugh at the poor dog with glasses! He only needs them because the shampoo bottle didn’t include a warning to keep the product away from the dog’s eyes.
I wonder what percentage of dogs are “repair and maintenance” pets. My cats are strictly leisure and recreation pets.
cooper
February 13, 2012
nothing like spot on translations….
Jackie Cangro
February 14, 2012
Reggie feels it’s very important to have “hair flexibility and luster.” However he would never use a shampoo that promises to dispel horniness. Then what would he do when the neighborhood cat comes around?
PCC Advantage
February 14, 2012
The dog sort of looks like Harry Potter – but cuter.
TheBigSIL
February 14, 2012
If you still had Mr. Lunch, which shampoo would you select for him?
The Good Greatsby
February 14, 2012
He did strike me as somewhat near-sighted so I’d probably go with the nerd dog shampoo. Sometimes I wonder what Mr. Lunch is doing now.
barkinginthedark
February 17, 2012
Dear Sir, i have been using Chinese dog shampoo for years and i can say with certitude that it indeed “dispels horniness” …in my wife. thank you, a loyal customer. continue…
Nezza@Hella Sydney
February 17, 2012
Haha, the shampoo says on the front MADE IN CHINA. Like we didn’t know.