Half-Hearted Valentine’s Day Cards

Posted on February 13, 2012


If I could go back in time 30 years and marry you all over again, I would in an instant…

…but let me be clear I mean I’d marry the 25-year-old version of you, back when you could really rock a swimsuit.

After 50 Valentine’s Days together, I realize more than ever that mere words on a card could never sum up the way I feel about you…

…but every year I try again, despite realizing if we had all the money back I wasted on those 50 cards, we might have been able to retire.

Baby, let’s put on some Frank Sinatra, have a nice candlenight dinner, drink a little champagne, and fall asleep in front of the TV by 9:00.

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