Chinglish Pet Care

Posted on February 5, 2012


I visited a local pet store on Friday. It’s a good thing pets can’t read because they ‘d probably be alarmed if they saw their owners buying either of the products below:

Apparently this Friend Baby product for ‘syrup-black to rid of vermin’ either tastes like insect candy or will taste like candy to insects. Either way, if pets could read I don’t think they’d be interested.

I assume the product below is a flea collar, but the instructions for usage could have been clearer:

I doubt any customers reading this would actually follow the English language instructions, but I’ve volunteered at an animal shelter and one of the first things they teach you is to never ‘pet the torque on the neck.’ It’s very basic animal care.


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