Ain’t No Party Like a Barack Obama Party!

Posted on July 9, 2011


This is a picture of President Obama taken at a 4th of July celebration at the White House for military families.

Can you pick the person in this picture who did not vote for Obama?

Apparently the guy on the left meets the President all the time.  I once met George H.W. Bush, and even though he wasn’t my favorite president, I was still polite enough to smile, shake his hand, and ask, “Where’s that $50 you owe me?”

What was this guy thinking?

If I have to hang out with the President one more time this week I’ll tear this White House apart.

I can’t believe my wife acted so excited to meet the President.  Is being president really more impressive than the time my high school debate team took state?

I was told there would be those cannons that shoot t-shirts.

Sure it makes me feel good having a black friend, but every time I see him he tries to connect by asking what’s happening on Friends.  Show’s been off the air for seven years!

I can’t believe I’m missing a new episode of Jersey Shore for this.  I heard Vinnie leaves the house this week.

I also look at this picture and wonder what Michelle is saying.  Behind every successful man is a very supportive woman trying to get the crowd excited about his speech.  Whenever I perform in a play, my wife comes and laughs as loudly as she can and elbows the people next to her, asking, “Why aren’t you laughing?  This is solid gold comedy.  Start laughing now or somebody’s gonna get cut after the second act.”  Even if the play isn’t a comedy.

I assume Michelle is as supportive as my wife, and I imagine she shouted the following while Obama was speaking:

OBAMA: Thanks for coming to this 4th of July celebration.


OBAMA: On this day I’m reminded of the words of President Abraham Lincoln.

MICHELLE: Ya know who he’s talkin’ about.  Honest Abe, ya’ll!  Tall guy.  Beard.  Stove pipe hat.

OBAMA: While the people retain their virtue and vigilence, no administration, by any extreme of wickedness or folly, can very seriously injure the government in the short space of four years.

MICHELLE:  Four more years!  Four more years!

OBAMA: America is a strong country.

MICHELLE: Best country in the world!   Makes Asia look like a big fat pile of crap.

OBAMA: We hope you enjoy this party.

MICHELLE: Aww yeah!  Ain’t no party like a Barack Obama party!