This is a picture of President Obama taken at a 4th of July celebration at the White House for military families.
Can you pick the person in this picture who did not vote for Obama?
Apparently the guy on the left meets the President all the time. I once met George H.W. Bush, and even though he wasn’t my favorite president, I was still polite enough to smile, shake his hand, and ask, “Where’s that $50 you owe me?”
What was this guy thinking?
If I have to hang out with the President one more time this week I’ll tear this White House apart.
I can’t believe my wife acted so excited to meet the President. Is being president really more impressive than the time my high school debate team took state?
I was told there would be those cannons that shoot t-shirts.
Sure it makes me feel good having a black friend, but every time I see him he tries to connect by asking what’s happening on Friends. Show’s been off the air for seven years!
I can’t believe I’m missing a new episode of Jersey Shore for this. I heard Vinnie leaves the house this week.
I also look at this picture and wonder what Michelle is saying. Behind every successful man is a very supportive woman trying to get the crowd excited about his speech. Whenever I perform in a play, my wife comes and laughs as loudly as she can and elbows the people next to her, asking, “Why aren’t you laughing? This is solid gold comedy. Start laughing now or somebody’s gonna get cut after the second act.” Even if the play isn’t a comedy.
I assume Michelle is as supportive as my wife, and I imagine she shouted the following while Obama was speaking:
OBAMA: Thanks for coming to this 4th of July celebration.
MICHELLE: USA! USA! USA!
OBAMA: On this day I’m reminded of the words of President Abraham Lincoln.
MICHELLE: Ya know who he’s talkin’ about. Honest Abe, ya’ll! Tall guy. Beard. Stove pipe hat.
OBAMA: While the people retain their virtue and vigilence, no administration, by any extreme of wickedness or folly, can very seriously injure the government in the short space of four years.
MICHELLE: Four more years! Four more years!
OBAMA: America is a strong country.
MICHELLE: Best country in the world! Makes Asia look like a big fat pile of crap.
OBAMA: We hope you enjoy this party.
MICHELLE: Aww yeah! Ain’t no party like a Barack Obama party!
The Good Greatsby 
monicastangledweb
July 9, 2011
LOL, you are SO right! Why can’t that man smile? I love your captions for him and for the First Lady. What a hoot! Thanks for getting my weekend off to a great start. I know that was your sole purpose.
thelifeofjamie
July 9, 2011
I think she’s singing the Black Eyed Peas in the background…’tonight’s gonna be a good night…’
gerknoop
July 9, 2011
As soon as I saw the photo of the Obamas I wondered what you were going to say about Michelle! I was “throwing my head back” by the first paragraph! You had me at “Where’s that $50 you owe me?” Now that I’ve had my “one a day” I can go exercise! Thanks again! Great post!
thesinglecell
July 9, 2011
I think the guy on the left needs a bathroom. Badly. There’s a situation in his lower GI tract, and Mrs. O has picked up on it and is, all, “OMG… Did you just fart?”
limr
July 9, 2011
See, I’m sensing a love triangle there. That guy’s wife looks just as uncomfortable but also a bit smug, and Michelle looks fairly pissed off.
Man: So that’s how we got the invite…I’m not really sure how I feel about this…my wife’s a lying whore but I AM standing here with the President…hrm…
Woman: No one tells ME I’ll never be in the White House.
Michelle: You did whaaaaaaaat with my husband?
Byron MacLymont
July 9, 2011
I suspect there’ll be some justice, though, in that for the rest of that guy’s life, he’ll say, “Here’s a picture of me next to the president” and people will say, “Wow, you look like a total jerk in this picture next to the president. What, exactly, was your problem?”
Girly
July 9, 2011
Maybe he just didn’t appreciate the president trying to make shadow puppets over michelle’s head… didja ever think of that?
cooper
July 10, 2011
Michelle??? I thought it was Robin Quivers….
Sidney
July 10, 2011
He’ll need you on staff during his upcoming campaign, Greatsby.
misswhiplash
July 10, 2011
You should of aquainted with him before….. then the IMF job would have been yours
Kim Pugliano
July 10, 2011
I don’t know I think you’re being hard on him. Looks to me like he’s just working on a piece of popcorn that got stuck in his back molar. I HATE when that happens.
Laura
July 10, 2011
He does look like he’s working on something stuck between his teeth, but he also seems kind of sad about it. Maybe the popcorn stuck between his teeth reminds him of the time his best friend choked to death on popcorn.
Paige Kellerman
July 10, 2011
Michelle: Whoa, Babe! What’s that smell? Put your arm down.
Mopey Guy: What good is being the “Head of Armpit Affairs” if no one’s gonna to listen to me?…
EllieAnn
July 10, 2011
He does have such a spacey look in his eye. Your captions were funny!
pegoleg
July 10, 2011
Mr. Consternation is thinking, “All the other guys are wearing polo shirts. I’m over-dressed, even after I ditched the coat and tie. Nobody told ME it was casual. Everybody else is just chillin’ with the Big Guy, and I’m gonna look like the Young Republican dork. Maybe if I ditch the wingtips and cut off these pin-stripe pants at the knee…”
writerwoman61
July 10, 2011
“If I leap over that railing right now, I might still make my 1 o’clock tee time…”
Wendy
spilledinkguy
July 10, 2011
He does look a bit disappointed.
Maybe he was under the impression he was going to be meeting Vin Diesel.
🙂
K.
July 10, 2011
I don’t think this is the kind of party Coolio was referring to when he penned the lyrics to the classic song referenced in your title…
4kidsunder4
July 10, 2011
Very Funny!!! Loved all the previous “captions” too :]]
HoaiPhai
July 10, 2011
Maybe the guy on the left was smiling but had had some of those shellfish paralyzer injections on July 3rd to make sure he’s look his best for the cameras. By the way, is the second person from the right Jason “Wee Man” Acuña from the Jackass movies?
Lenore Diane
July 10, 2011
Paul, the guy just had two teeth pulled. The Novocaine hasn’t worn off yet. He was smiling as best he could. Honest.
Penny
July 10, 2011
The guy on the end-looks like he is deep in thoughts-saying to himself-this is realy bor…ing! Man!! I would rather be at the races today !! 🙂
Carl D'Agostino
July 18, 2011
I SHOOK HANDS WITH George Washington ONCE. TO TELL THE TRUTH HE WAS VERY ALOOF AND QUITE SNOOTY IN MY OPINION
AvesMomma
July 20, 2011
LMAO….took me a minute to figure out which guy you were talking about because I was so overwhelmed by Michelle…she’s either really angry or really excited I can’t tell.