What did Obama say to the Queen?

Posted on May 28, 2011


“Why did we even split up?  Let’s never fight again.”

“Can you introduce me to Elton John?”

“Fergie asked me to ask you if you were mad at her.  She can’t think of what she might have done to upset you.”

“That Pippa can really hang a bridesmaid’s dress, what, what?”

“I don’t want to question you as the monarch, but did you intend to put your sash is in the gravy?”

“So, are you here with anybody?”

“I know this great burger joint around the corner.  What say we get some real food?”

“Is there a return policy on David Beckham?”

“Are you going to eat all these flowers yourself?”

“Have  you heard of this American sitcom The Office?  You should think about doing a British version.”

“What time do they serve the good food?”

“In my country it’s impolite to do that at the table.”

“Awfully kind of you to stand during ‘The Star Spangled Banner’, it being about us defeating you Brits in battle and whatnot.”

“You know, your ‘God Save the Queen’ sounds a lot like our ‘My Country ‘Tis of Thee’.”

“Where can I get that fascinator Beatrice was wearing?  Not for me, but for someone else…with my same head size.”

“Are the Spice Girls in town?”

“So this Doctor Who is not a real medical doctor?  We have laws against that in our country.”

“Did you prepare all this food yourself?  You shouldn’t have gone to so much trouble.”

“So why are you on Canada’s money?”

“Did you hear about me and David Cameron smoking those kids in table tennis?”

“When you sing “God Save the Queen” in the shower do you sing “God Save Me”?”

“Excuse me, sir, can you tell me which one of these ladies is the Queen?”