I saw this picture of Hillary Clinton but didn’t immediately see any headline attached. What is she doing? Who or what is she looking at? Is she about to speak or has she just spoken? Is she possibly thinking about me and those love letters I wrote her?
I decided not to look for the headline because it would probably disappoint me anyway, but I assume it was one of the following:
1. Clinton Hosts Peace in the Middle East Pep Rally; Challenges Audience to ‘Get Up Offa That Thing’ and Support Democracy
2. GOP Blasts Clinton’s Claim of Receiving Heavenly Ambassador Only Democrats Can See
3. Foreign Soldiers Unamused as Sec. of State Clinton Pulls Classic Fake Hug Gag and Walks Right Past
4. Clinton Chooses Tough Crowd to Debut New Stand-up Material
5. Critics Question Clinton’s Missing Libya Security Council Vote in Favor of Sound of Music Audition
6. Clinton Taunts Losers After Winning Epic Hand Slap Game
7. Clinton’s Bold Warning to America’s Enemies ‘I SAID A BOOM-CHICKA-BOOM’; Enemies Answer in Kind
8. Clinton’s Youth Favorables Skyrocket After Debuting Official State Department ‘Give-Me-Ten-Down-Low’ Salutation
9. Military Confidence in Sec. of State Clinton Wanes After Leading Soldiers Wrong Direction Into Wrong Battle
10. Secretary of State Clinton in Prime Position to Catch Kate’s Bouquet at Royal Wedding
The Good Greatsby 
modestypress
March 21, 2011
Hillary about to hug Muamar after long separation.
Speeder
March 22, 2011
This is it? Once again the French send the Toy Soldiers when we wanted military support. Next time let’s just ask for ten cases of Bordeaux and call it even?
spilledinkguy
March 22, 2011
Hahaha!
The hills are alive…
with the sounds of Hill-aryyyyy! 🙂
girlonthecontrary
March 22, 2011
Clinton says: “Who wants to see me strip?” Shots are fired.
The Hipster
March 22, 2011
All of your suggestions are great, but for some reason, I’m drawn to #3.
carldagostino
March 22, 2011
“Give me some stout hearted men…”
frigginloon
March 22, 2011
We did not have sexual relations with that woman!
duncanr
March 22, 2011
No 10 gets my vote
nursemyra
March 22, 2011
I’m going with #4
lynnbiederstadt
March 22, 2011
Would write all my “funny” from now on???? Pleeeeze? I don’t deserve to hold your extension cord…. Cheers on another wonderful post!!
Calhoun
March 22, 2011
Sec. of State Hillary Clinton performs a spirited rendition of House of Pain’s “Jump Around.” Soldiers are less than impressed.
Renee Davies
March 22, 2011
Hilary Clinton: “Nicolas! Viens ici mon amour!”
Nicolas Sarkozy: “I dun’t luv you no more, Hilaree…ged away from me.”
Hilary Clinton:
marryin'thelibrarian
March 23, 2011
Nice, Renee!
Scott Oglesby
March 22, 2011
I guess I just assumed she was either being ‘softly windblown’ by her publicist again or had discovered the new Oxy Contin 160’s.
Scott Oglesby
March 22, 2011
Oh and sorry, I’m so late getting back to you. I was busy getting settled.
This is a badasstastic blog though!
treetrunkrick
March 25, 2011
She’s juggling.