I’ve heard some very persuasive arguments against big government.
But I’ve also heard great counter-arguments touting the government’s ability to regulate more efficiently and with more transparency than private enterprise.
But can’t all political parties come together to find common ground and agree that some branch of government must get involved and stop Vin Diesel from ruining any more movies?
Posted in: Random Humor
The Good Greatsby 
ageehumfly
March 6, 2011
Excellent point. But… I can’t think of a Vin Diesel movie in which removing, or even replacing him with Leonardo DiCaprio him would save it.
The Good Greatsby
March 7, 2011
But on the inverse side, I actually would pay to see Vin Diesel playing Leonardo DiCaprio’s role in Titanic.
Can you imagine him scowling at Rose while speaking in his gravelly voice? Say this out loud to yourself in Vin Diesel’s voice: “You jump, I jump.”
It would actually sound like he was threatening Rose.
modestypress
March 7, 2011
I don’t see the angsty dilemma here. BIG LIMITED GOVERNMENT a new movie coming to a Vin Diesel Octaplexy near you will resolve everything. For five minutes at least.
The Good Greatsby
March 7, 2011
Quick, somebody write that screenplay and add my name to the writing credits!
Tooty Nolan
March 7, 2011
Are you trying to tell me that you didn’t like Pitch Black? I can’t believe it. Someone pass me an inhaler.
The Good Greatsby
March 7, 2011
Remind me which one is Pitch Black? Is it the movie where Vin Diesel frowns at the camera while speaking in gravelly. three-word clips? Or is that every Vin Diesel movie? It’s hard for me to keep his movies straight.
Glen Feulner
March 7, 2011
But if you go after Vin, then you have to go after Michael Bay, then Jerry Brukhiemer, Hugh Grant, renee Zellweger, David Arquette… it just goes on and on. Then who will be left to get all the politicians reelected
marryin'thelibrarian
March 8, 2011
Yes, I don’t want to see any movies starring Vin Diesel, but what about a fascinatingly low-key Vin biopic entitled, “Diesel Unleaded.” I’ve got the script right here! Casting calls for the likes of Jason Bateman, Don Rickles, or Hilary Swank in the lead (or un-lead?) role.
MarkH
March 11, 2011
You’ve obviously never seen The Pacifier. One of the best erotic sci-fi thrillers since Jaws.