I was struck by the serious, no-nonsense expressions on these representatives of a vacation home rental service, and the following thoughts came to mind:
Would you rent a home from this duo?
1. “We had so much fun working together as CIA interrogators, it seemed only natural to start a business together in the hospitality industry!”
2. Survey from a Satisfied Customer: “The customer service response time was incredible. They were so quick to answer all my questions with ‘Shut-up!’, ‘We’ll do the talking!’, and ‘Who wants to know?'”
3. TV Network Executive: “I’m not sure about the casting for the new Cagney & Lacey re-make. I know I said the blond should be prettier than the brunette, but maybe we’ve gone too far.”
4. Marketing campaign idea: “Want to take a vacation, but worried you’ll miss the disapproving look of your boss?”
5. Online Inquiry: “Is this the team that will be greeting as at the airport? Is there anybody else?”
Give me your blurbs for this ad in the comments section:
The Good Greatsby 
ageehumfly
March 5, 2011
“Okay, let’s get this interrogation straight. I play Good Cop, and you play Flab Neck.”
The Good Greatsby
March 6, 2011
I love that title for CSI detective show: Good Cop and Flab Neck…coming this fall to NBC.
ageehumfly
March 6, 2011
Ha! I don’t get emails when you comment on my stuff. Is that something I have to change? That should be automatic!
ageehumfly
March 5, 2011
“Wait, I’m confused… is this guy going to be sleeping in the basement?”
Beckers
March 5, 2011
Hey those are my parents, how dare you make fun of their vacation home rental company!
modestypress
March 6, 2011
Your vacation as a terrorism hostage. What fun it will be to tell your relatives about after you are released.
The Good Greatsby
March 6, 2011
A fake terrorism hostage vacation service sounds like a great niche market providing unique stories to one-up your co-workers.
“You want to see pictures of my trip to Disney World?”
“Sure, and afterwards do you want to see pictures from my hostage ransom video?”
marryin'librarian
March 7, 2011
Our patented velcro-back technology ensures we have a 360 degree view of potential rental properties for your adequate vacation.