Yearbook Names Senior Girl Vale-strip-torian

Posted on January 13, 2012


1st Submission

In another slow news day, major media outlets are reporting on the plight of a Colorado high school girl whose senior picture was deemed too racy for the yearbook.

After being told her picture was rejected for being inappropriate, she was allowed to submit a second picture which was also rejected. The girl and her mother have protested outside the school, made the rounds of local and national media, and threatened legal action because they insist the pictures are artistic and the girl’s way of expressing herself.

2nd, More Tasteful Submission

I expect her high school newspaper considered describing the story with the following headlines:

Yearbook Staff Name Senior Girl Honorary Vale-strip-torian

Senior Girl Elected ‘Most Likely to Disrobe’

Senior Challenges School’s Undress Code

Yearbook Under Pressure to Change Three R’s to Reading, Writing, and Erotica

Senior Stifles Laugh While Putting Artistic Spin on Excessive Skin

Ethics Teacher Impressed as Senior Boys Take Sudden Interest in Right to Artistic Expression

Local Parents: Students Should be Studying Rounded Figures, Not Studying Rounded Figures

Senior’s Mother Passionately Supports Daughter’s Wasting of School Resources Over Meaningless Fight

Mother Supports Daughter’s Appeal of Right to Reveal

Yearbook Staff Booed for Ban of Near Nude