
Here are some favorites from recent search terms:
i said i hate you and he said you love me
I’m not sure why this search was sent to me, but I assume google learned how my optimistic nature automatically hears compliments in place of criticism.
“You need to take a shower.”
“What’s that? I smell like a flower?”
Here’s some good advice:
when someone says i love you reply i love youtube
I assume this tip came direct from You Tube marketing executives who hoped their brand might become intricately linked with the way we express affection for each other. In twenty years everyone will say, “I love youtube,” and kids will assume the name of the site came from the saying.
Not too sure what to make of this one:
sometimes you just have to take a step back and turn on indiana jones
I could read this three ways:
1. Relax, sit on the couch, put in the Raiders of the Lost Ark DVD, and ‘turn on’ Indiana Jones.
2. If you’re on an archeological dig with Indiana Jones and the bad guys show up, take a step back, and pull a gun on Indiana in the hopes the bad guys will think you were a double agent always planning to ‘turn on’ Indiana Jones.
3. Take a step back so Indiana can get a better look at your full profile and attractive figure, hoping to ‘turn on’ Indiana Jones.
I prefer #3.
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Last week I told my seven-year-old, The Fonz, a story about him from the time he was four, and he replied, “I’m a character when I was young.” He seems surprisingly reflective about his youth for a seven-year-old, but I wouldn’t expect any less of such a character.
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Only one more day to submit a caption for this sad looking Santa. Some of you young people may think you’ll just submit a caption next year or the year after, but I promise you such a sad Santa doesn’t come along near as often as you think. I’m in my third decade of life and this is the saddest Santa I’ve seen.
gerknoop
December 10, 2011
Every once in a while I just have to put on my sexiest dress and try to turn on Indiana Jones……It’s just something everyone has to do from time to time I guess.
The Good Greatsby
December 11, 2011
If you can turn on Indiana Jones, you’ve got to like your chances of turning on just about anybody.
Clay
December 11, 2011
I’m sitting in front of my class cracking up at this one. And I love youtube.
becomingcliche
December 11, 2011
I have been doing it all wrong. My dance instructions specifically said “Step FORWARD and turn on Han Solo.” Stupid, stupid infomercial dance kit. I taped the little feet on my floor and everything.
Kathryn McCullough
December 11, 2011
How utterly and hysterically bizarre!
Spectra
December 11, 2011
As far you son goes, I suppose the first step towards impressing others, is to impress yourself. He certainly seems impressed with himself, and what a character he “is” at four!
Spectra
December 11, 2011
I hate when I mispell words…most certainly not impressive.
Rachael Black
December 11, 2011
The Fonz kills me. He’s a budding philosophy major. Tell him to be careful about his career choices.
Signed,
Some Indigent Gal with a Liberal Arts Degree
Angie Z.
December 11, 2011
I’d say your best bet is #3. Indiana Jones would be relatively easy to turn on. Because I happen to know — it made our local news circuit in BFE, Midwest — that a certain actor who plays Indiana Jones turned up at our seediest strip club in town (he uses our airport from time to time…apparently our strip club too).
The Fonz is too cool for school. What a guy.
John Erickson
December 11, 2011
Isn’t that something like “cowboy the F*#k up”? You know, step back, activate your inner Indiana Jones, and just so running head-on into something ridiculously looney?
Or maybe I shoulda just stuck with #2 – join the crowd and try not to look important.
wonderfulwow
December 13, 2011
I agree with J. Erickson. I had to go all the way to the bottom of the comments to find someone with the same interpretation, i.e. turn on your “Inner Indiana” and get the job done.
shreejacob
December 13, 2011
That Santa looks sad..
and I totally love youtube 😉
pattisj
December 13, 2011
I love youtube, GG.
PCC Advantage
December 14, 2011
I love youtube. I also love U2.