Chinglish Smart Size

Posted on October 2, 2011


I took both pictures of these contraceptives at a shop on my street here in Shanghai:

Come on, guys, no matter how confident you are, do you really want to use a condom with the name brand ‘retard’?

It’s a tough choice if I have to decide between the ‘large size’ and the ‘smart size’.  I assume the ‘smart size’ condoms are for the guy who is so smart that he has no need to compensate in the size department, but it’s hard to imagine any guy asking the cashier for the ‘smart size’ condoms: “I saw you had extra large, large, medium, and small sizes, but do you have any smart-sized condoms?”


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