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Monstrous Captions
If you should feel any discomfort during the procedure, just send me a signal by breaking your constraints, smashing the room, and burning the nearby village. This won’t hurt a bit…until I flip the switch to send 10,000 volts of electricity through your body. Sorry, I know you requested a black chest restraint to match […]
Laura Wins Caption Contest: Awarded Life of the Party Status for Coming Week
April 10, 2011
Congratulations to Laura at unlikelyexplanations.com for winning this weeks caption contest! Depending on how you look at it, all of you who submitted captions are winners. Although this would be an incorrect way to look at it because Laura is the real winner. What did Laura win? For one week Laura will be allowed to […]
Caption Contest–Last Week’s Winner Eligible to Win ‘On-a-Roll’ feeling
March 20, 2011
Congratulations again to last week’s caption contest winner MattJ, who is eligible to convert his ‘moderate’ lucky feeling into an ‘on-a-roll’ feeling! Submit your best caption for the picture below: Guidelines: Your caption could be a narration, a line of dialogue, a news headline, a sitcom title, or even a home remedy for removing […]
The Good Greatsby Caption Contest–Positive Feelings to be Awarded!
March 13, 2011
Submit your best caption for the picture below: Guidelines: Your caption could be a narration, a line of dialogue, a news headline, a movie title, or even a recipe for banana bread if you can make it applicable. Please no incantations that could be deadly if read aloud. Also, no limericks or references to Twilight. […]
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