If you have any photos of a friend whose voice may shatter your dream as the north wind lays waste the garden, you might want to put the photos of him in this photo album:
Convincing kids to eat cookies can be pretty difficult. That’s why I only buy cookies that contain the guarantee ‘Even the kids like ’em!’
I’m sick and tired of buying cookies only adults are willing to eat.
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Posted in: Chinglish
The Good Greatsby 
randomlychad
March 4, 2012
Is his voice dream-shattering due to tainted rainbow cookie breath?
The Good Greatsby
March 5, 2012
It’s hard for doctors to isolate one reason for voice dream-shattering.
daisyfae
March 4, 2012
that photo album would make a lousy door prize at the “Suicide Prevention” fund raiser…
The Good Greatsby
March 5, 2012
But it’s hard to say what would make an appropriate door prize at a ‘Suicide Prevention’ fundraiser.
Hippie Cahier
March 4, 2012
Upon advice of legal counsel, we have chosen “colourful sugar coated chocolate” so as to avoid any confusion with M&M’s, which most kids kind of like.
The Good Greatsby
March 5, 2012
That explanation is as good as any other possible reason.
Tammy
March 4, 2012
so that’s what happened to my garden!
The Good Greatsby
March 5, 2012
Yup, it was that pesky north wind again.
artjen1971
March 5, 2012
These “chinglish” posts always leave me without any clever quips–I’m always so flabbergasted! These are the people that realized the TAOS? Maybe I’m wrong…
The Good Greatsby
March 5, 2012
It does tend to flabbergast me as well.
Laura
March 5, 2012
I’m pretty sure the film-perforated font used for “Photo Album” is the ugliest font ever invented.
The Good Greatsby
March 5, 2012
It certainly gives comic sans a run for its money.
Dana
March 5, 2012
I definitely would have thought that Rainbow Cookies were strictly targeted to the 18+ demographic. Thank goodness they clarified that.
The Good Greatsby
March 5, 2012
But I kind of like the idea of ‘adults only’ cookies. It would give kids something to look forward to.
frigginloon
March 5, 2012
So the marijuana’s been removed ?
pattisj
March 5, 2012
Why is everyone dogging comic sans? I even hear that in my “real” life. Please pass the M&Ms, er, cookies…or biscuits…I’m so confused with all this global stuff.
monicastangledweb
March 5, 2012
Why crave Girl Scout cookies when you have these cookies that kids like right at your fingertips??
katecourysfarmhouse.com
March 5, 2012
Never did trust those North winds! However I am delighted to find that there are adult cookies somewhere out there in the big wide world! Whoda thunk?
PCC Advantage
March 6, 2012
“Sugar coated chocolate” ~ they should just say, “Sugar coated chocolate – guaranteed to make you develop diabetes or your money back!”
pearlsandprose
March 6, 2012
I’ll be laughing over that photo album for a long, long time.
omawarisan
March 6, 2012
I only shatter dreams when the north wind is laying waste…garden, whatever.
spicyshadows
March 17, 2012
Reblogged this on hittotheuniverse and commented:
Haha, especially for the photo album one, you see those a lot in cute little asian products. Its just their way of translating, to make quotes look “artistic”. xD