The first mustache film festival is scheduled to premiere next month in Portland, Maine. The festival aims to celebrate short films featuring mustachioed main characters or mustache storylines.
For all aspiring directors hoping to submit a mustache film for consideration, please consider one of the following as a potential name for your movie:
Triminator
Schindler’s Lip
The Man Who Shaved Liberty Valance
Seven Shears in Tibet
The Horse Whiskerer
Kung Fu Manchu Panda
UnforShaven
Dirty Hairy Harry
The Texas Chainsaw Mustachacre
Cool Handlebar Luke
Pearl Barber
As Groomed as It Gets
RazorBlade Runner
The Mustachetic Four
Pirates of the Carribean: At Lip’s End
National Trimmer
Mission: ImposStubble
The Shaveshank Redemption
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The Good Greatsby 
artjen1971
February 8, 2012
Is the page with the funny part missing? Ha Ha!!! Just teasing…I think I like Dirty Hairy Harry and the Unforshaven the best. Clint Eastwood fan…
The Good Greatsby
February 8, 2012
I tried to think of some other possibilities for Eastwood using The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly or A Fistful of Dollars, but the magic just wasn’t there.
Xavier Yes
February 8, 2012
Portland, Maine, eh? In that case, the real question is: Will there be Moxie? (Moxstache?)
The Good Greatsby
February 8, 2012
Is that an inside joke to citizens of Maine?
She's a Maineiac
February 9, 2012
ayuh! Good one!
Nancy Francis
February 8, 2012
I’d love to stay and chat, but really I mustache
daisyfae
February 8, 2012
i mustache you a question about this film festival…. but i’m shaving it for later…
The Good Greatsby
February 8, 2012
Well done. Your wordplay should make you a big hit at the festival.
Lenore Diane
February 8, 2012
You are really good with these titles. Really good.
Bridgesburning Chris King
February 8, 2012
That daisyfae just gives as good as she gets! Between the two of you I think I will just stay on the floor until the next paroxysm of laughter passes!
Jackie Cangro
February 8, 2012
Would love to see a pic of a handlebar mustachioed Good Greatsby with smoking jacket and pipe. 🙂
The Good Greatsby
February 8, 2012
I considered including a picture of me with a mustache but Photoshop had other plans.
The Byronic Man
February 8, 2012
I’m pretty sure The Man Who Shaved Liberty Valence is 18 and over, only.
The Good Greatsby
February 8, 2012
That’s what I learned when I thought of Shaving Private Ryan but looked it up to make sure it wasn’t for an adult crowd.
nursemyra
February 9, 2012
i would pay double to see The Man Who Shaved Liberty Valance. When is it coming to Australia?
The Hobbler
February 9, 2012
🙂
prttynpnk
February 8, 2012
The classic ‘The Best Shears of our Lives’
madtante
February 8, 2012
The Man Who Shaved Liberty Valance
Mustachiomorphosis
thelifeofjamie
February 8, 2012
Impressive list as always…
susielindau
February 8, 2012
I have some of that Mission Impstubble on my legs right now for I am Unforshaven. I’ve got to find The Man Who Shaved Liberty Valance and get in line. “Next!”
Spectra
February 8, 2012
I’m thinking Burt Reynolds wins the first Lifetime Achievement Award.
Spectra
February 8, 2012
Sexiest Mustachioed Man Alive is sure to be a toss-up between Tom Seleck and Clark Gable. Clark gets my vote.
The Good Greatsby
February 9, 2012
I’d have to pick Selleck over Gable. You’ve got to give Tom Selleck credit if he could still look awesome while wearing Bermuda shirts, short shorts, and long socks.
Carl D'Agostino
February 9, 2012
I know some old Sicilian women that would like to participate.
gojulesgo
February 9, 2012
Amazing. I still regret not buying this keychain I saw at Bed, Bath and Beyond in December – it was a plastic mustache you could hold up to your face, and when you pressed its button it said, “Why hello there.”
The Good Greatsby
February 9, 2012
You must find me that mustache keychain. It might actually help me remember to carry my keys.
Graham Strong
February 9, 2012
Ooh, ooh, can I play? How about:
The Men Who Stare at Goatees
The English Leather Patient (when shaving goes very, very wrong…)
Jackie Braun
Shave It Forward
Jurraschick Park
Weekend at Sideburnies (not quite moustache-related, but good crossover crowds)
Weekend at Sideburnies 2 (crossover drops off, though fills time in a ‘C’ venue nicely)
The Sting (this one may have been taken already…)
~Graham
The Good Greatsby
February 9, 2012
I tip my hat to you; I kept coming back to Jurassic Park but I could never make it work.
Graham Strong
February 9, 2012
Ha – glad you liked it. I actually came at it the other way, trying to find a way to use “Schick”. I thought for sure there were movies with the word “Stick”, but no luck. Not exactly sure how Jurraschick happened though — must have just popped into my head…
~Graham
The Good Greatsby
February 9, 2012
I wish I’d tried to think of some shaving product name brands. That could have opened things wide up if I’d used Gilette or Schick.
She's a Maineiac
February 9, 2012
And they say nothing ever happens in Maine.
I clicked on the link because I was sure you were making this up. I noticed this festival will be the ‘first of its kind’. Not very surprising. Let’s hope it catches on like Moxie.
The Good Greatsby
February 9, 2012
What is this ‘Moxie’ you Mainers keep referring to?
She's a Maineiac
February 10, 2012
It’s the local soft drink. Sort of a mixture of battery acid and expired cough syrup with a splash of lemon.
Glynis Sylvia
February 10, 2012
I discovered in Michigan they have a local legendary soda, too. It’s a lethal form of Ginger Ale called “Vernor’s”. You have to grow up with it (to develop an immunity, I suppose). It’ll put hair on your chest, I swear !!
Glynis Sylvia
February 10, 2012
And they give this Vernor’s stuff to sick people, kids even, like we do with Ginger Ale. I think the philosophy is that it will CORRODE the sickness right out of you !
audreygjohnson
February 9, 2012
Best. List. Ever!
Glynis
February 9, 2012
There’s a hilarious picture of 2 people wearing mustaches made from balloons on BalloonHQ – picture # 24995
totsymae1011
February 9, 2012
I don’t guess that would qualify Dr. Phil.
The Good Greatsby
February 9, 2012
They’ve got to invite Dr. Phil; is any celebrity mustache more famous than his right now?
The Hobbler
February 9, 2012
Have you seen that infomercial for the car mustaches? The people going to that festival really should put those on their vehicles to be truly authentic.
http://www.carstache.com/
The Good Greatsby
February 9, 2012
Car mustaches? Our forefathers could never have imagined the astounding heights mankind would ascend to.
Ahmnodt Heare
February 9, 2012
At first I was skeptical about a mustache film festival but then it grew on me.
The Good Greatsby
February 9, 2012
My thoughts exactly.
Binky
February 9, 2012
Will they be selling wax there? Otherwise it wouldn’t be worth it to go.
The Good Greatsby
February 9, 2012
I looked at the official site and mustache wax is actually one of the sponsors.
Curly Carly
February 9, 2012
Awesome list. I used the same Tom Selleck picture in one of my first posts. I grew up thinking my dad was Magnum, P.I. Take a gander if you like.
http://curlycarly.com/2011/09/14/is-magnum-p-i-my-father-an-investigation-by-carly-p-i/
pattisj
February 9, 2012
You and Graham had better show up for the festival. These are hilarious. I’m trying to be quiet so as not to disturb my fast-asleep facial-haired fella, but it ain’t workin!’
flippingchannels
February 9, 2012
Oh my! The Horse Whiskerer? That’s just… Wow, you made my night.
Emily Cannell
February 9, 2012
Razor sharp as always. Commentary included. Mustache taken a long time to come up with. Ah, but now I wax on.
katecourysfarmhouse.com
February 9, 2012
I vote for the picture of you in your smoking jacket with a stash! LOL OH PLEASE?!?
spilledinkguy
February 9, 2012
I don’t know how to put this, but… my mustache is kind of a big deal…
Glynis Sylvia
February 10, 2012
Most guys think that. It’s really more of a big deal to you than it is to us ! 😉
Ape No. 1
February 10, 2012
Will it be showing “Mo’ Money” to appeal to the colourfully flourescent 80’s hip hop demographic?
Los Bulls
February 11, 2012
It’s the first time I’ve ever wished I lived in Maine.
Tony McGurk
February 13, 2012
I really like Schindler’s Lip & the Horse Whiskerer