Here’s a new candy bar I just found here in Shanghai, although the packaging on the back is in Korean:
Seems like ‘Guts’ would be the perfect candy bar to give out at Halloween.
If you’re considering going as Kate Winslet for Halloween, you might be interested in this ‘Magical Plumping Breast Mask’ she appears to be endorsing.
Part of the packaging is in Chinese and part is in Russian so I don’t actually know where this product originates. If anyone knows Kate Winslet, maybe you could ask her because the quality of Magical Pumping Breast Masks can vary from country to country and I really want to be sure before I purchase.
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Angie Z.
October 30, 2011
I love the Guts candy bar’s tagline . . . “Are you ready?” with an arrow pointing to what I assume is the candy bar’s guts. Now you’d think the Magical Plumping Breast Mask could follow Guts’ lead with an equally clever tagline. Perhaps “Are you ready?” with an arrow pointing to Kate’s cleavage.
gerknoop
October 30, 2011
Kates boobies don’t look all that plump. They look smashed, squished and a little lop sided if you ask me. Don’t think I would buy that stuff based on the photo! The candy bar? Where can I get me some of them? I would buy the whole case and hand those out on Halloween! LOVE those! LOLOLOLOL
Kimberly Pugliano
October 30, 2011
I’d love to know the ratio of women to men buying the boob candy.
Kathryn McCullough
October 30, 2011
Would giving out Guts on Halloween qualify as trick or treat? Did you taste the thing?
charlywalker
October 30, 2011
I’m ordering a case…..if I can look like that after ingesting the bar….
thelifeofjamie
October 30, 2011
I wonder if Kate knows she is on a mask!
Amy
October 31, 2011
Love the tag-line on the Guts bar – “Are you ready?” Is that a threat? Are they basically daring me to eat it? Challenge accepted, Guts bar!
Dana
October 31, 2011
I am SO ready for the Guts bar– BRING ON THE GUTS!!
Laura
October 31, 2011
Is the Guts bar made from real guts? I mean, it is kind of tube-shaped. I don’t even want to think about what’s in the filling.
pegoleg
October 31, 2011
I’m a little unnerved that you’re considering buying the plumping breasts mask. Anything you’d care to share?
Spectra
October 31, 2011
-well, if it can “plump” breasts, imagine what else it might be able to “plump” and “lift”. Hm…
John Erickson
October 31, 2011
The contents of the Plumping Mask are half Chinese, half Russian?!? Egad, RUN, do not walk away from that! Heaven only knows what kind of radioactive toxic elements might be in that. I’d worry less about plumping my breasts and more about growing a third one!!
She's a Maineiac
November 1, 2011
ahhhhh! hahaha!
thesinglecell
October 31, 2011
Phew… at first I thought it was a PUMPING breasts mask… and I was trying to figure out how the Chinese had cornered the market on a mask that brings forth breastmilk. Fun at parties, though.
Snoring Dog Studio
October 31, 2011
There’s nothing magical about that Plumping Breast Mask. Its main ingredient is hot sauce, which can have magical, yet painful, plumping effects when accidentally spilled out of a king sized burrito onto one’s boobies.
John Erickson
October 31, 2011
OUCH! (Winces in sympathy.)
savesprinkles1234
October 31, 2011
Hmmm. It looks like an effed up Twix bar!
pattisj
October 31, 2011
Guts? I’m not ready.
HoaiPhai
October 31, 2011
“Samjin Guts”? How do they fit three people’s intestines into one tiny package? That breast cream really works… I bought some for my wife but I dropped it, it broke, and got all over my feet. Now I’m having a devil of a time finding winter boots that will fit!
shreejacob
October 31, 2011
Erm..uhm…not sure if its been pointed out already, but..uhmm…you need to purchase Breast Plumping Masks?
Just asking..hehe
bluebee
November 1, 2011
The mind boggles. How do you work out what’s safe to eat there?
Lunar Euphoria
November 2, 2011
I love the Chinglish posts! Please keep them coming.