Chinglish Beauty Tips

Posted on July 31, 2011


My wife bought some fake eyelashes here in Shanghai:

When she tried on the eyelashes and asked me how she looked, I told her she looked fine.  She was extremely disappointed my reaction wasn’t more enthusiastic based on the promises made on the reverse side of the packaging:

Rococo for women gives you beauty and maturity.

Express and shine yourself with Rococo.

Rococo means elegance and loveliness to you.

With Rococo, you are an attraction wherever you are whatever you do.

Rococo will excite others looking at you.

Your beauty enlightens the world.

With Rococo, you can finally express your true beauty.

With Rococo, you will outshine any heroine in the movies.

Your transformation begins now.

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