
What’s the first thing you pack when taking a trip?
My wife and kids leave on a trip to the US tomorrow. My seven-year-old, The Fonz, asked if his mom would help him pack a bag, although he specified, “but no clothes.” His mom asked him what he planned to pack if not clothes and asked him to make a list of what he thought he needed to take. He wrote:
1. books
2. water
3. video games
4.
I’m proud he selected books as his first choice, although I’m pretty sure when he says books he means his Garfield collections. Or maybe he means his collection of comic books he wrote himself and hopes to sell to relatives.
My favorite necessity is #2, water. You can laugh at him for wanting to make sure he brings water–just in case America doesn’t have any–but we’ve told him that water is the thing you can’t go without and should seek first if you ever find yourself in the desert or on an island. You can only go a short time without water, so it’s probably a good idea to get in the habit of checking if water is available at the place you’re visiting, whether it’s an entire country or just a friend’s house for an evening: “A Lady Gaga costume party? Sounds great! Um…will you be providing water or should I make other arrangements?”
We’ve all played the game in which we’re asked what one item we would bring if we were lost on a deserted island. Nobody ever says water, but this seems like a reasonable selection. I think a satellite phone would be a close second.
When a family member came to visit us in Shanghai after we had lived here for a year she asked, “Should we bring water?” I wondered what she thought we had been drinking all that time, and I replied, “Yes, and bring some water for us, too. We’re really thirsty!”
Is this a common question you might ask a travel agent when traveling internationally? “Will France have water?” “Will China have water?” “Do the humans there subsist on another basic liquid?”
I reviewed the list with my son and asked him if he thought he might need anything else. He added to the list, “Money, pizza, computer”. I was trying to get him to say “clothing”, but his mind just doesn’t think of clothing as a necessity. I assume for children, packing clothes must fall into the same category as receiving clothing for Christmas or a birthday. I was about to ask what he would do if he arrived in America and had no clothing to wear, but I remembered he’s started each day of summer in his underwear and a cape and had to be asked multiple times to put on clothes. As long as he had one pair of underwear, and some water to drink, he would probably feel completely comfortable. And who knows, maybe underwear, a cape, and a bottle of water are what they’re wearing in America now.
rawrockbander
July 19, 2011
I know it’s what I’M wearing.
The Good Greatsby
July 20, 2011
I was nervous he wouldn’t fit in, although whether he fit in or not I’m pretty sure he wouldn’t notice.
Bridgesburning Chris King
July 19, 2011
I like to travel light so underwear, cape, Garfield and water should do it!! Enjoy your trip!
The Good Greatsby
July 20, 2011
What else do you really need on a deserted island besides water and Garfield as a traveling companion?
limr
July 19, 2011
Your son is quite practical-minded, just a budding nudist. It reminds me of two boys I used to babysit who insisted on wearing nothing but jelly shoes and a smile.
When I moved to Istanbul, no one asked me about the water, but an extraordinary number of people asked me the state of the bathrooms or how I would feel about wearing a hijab. I would remind them that Turkey does indeed have plumbing, and that if wearing a hijab would save me from annoying questions, why I’d put one on immediately. (For the record, I never wore a hijab.)
I can’t believe I’ve made the first comment.
limr
July 19, 2011
Denied while typing!
The Good Greatsby
July 20, 2011
I’m not sure he would succeed as a nudist. He really needs to learn to wear clothing in order to catch all the food he drops on himself throughout the day.
Lunar Euphoria
July 19, 2011
Very funny!
Books are number 1 on my packing list too.
The Good Greatsby
July 20, 2011
I start packing all the books I want to read while on vacation and it isn’t long before I ask myself whether I should just stay home and read those books.
Renée A. Schuls-Jacobson
July 19, 2011
In our house, we try to walk around in our underpants are much as possible. It is very hot in the US right now. A cape and water might be very appropriate choices. Trust your son. (In addition to water, we sell clothes in America, too.) 😉
The Good Greatsby
July 20, 2011
I seemed to remember the US selling clothing, but I wasn’t sure. His cape can double as multiple articles of clothing if he can’t find anything he likes.
Meet the Buttrams
July 19, 2011
At least he doesn’t need to travel with his rock collection.
The Good Greatsby
July 20, 2011
Does America have rocks?
Patricia
July 20, 2011
Yes, America rocks!
Glynis Sylvia
July 22, 2011
Only New Hampshire. It’s the Granite State you know.
Todd Pack
July 19, 2011
You really need to scan in a few pages of the comic books your son hopes to sell to the relatives.
The Good Greatsby
July 20, 2011
I really should start doing that, but it would require a lot of work for me to translate his handwriting.
ryoko861
July 19, 2011
Whenever we went away for the weekend, which was EVERY weekend, to the lake house, my mom packed our clothes. I worried about entertainment for myself and to make sure I had my sneakers on or at least with me somehow. But I never thought about what clothes to bring or even to bring clothes. Your son may feel the same, that’s mom’s worry with the clothes.
The Good Greatsby
July 20, 2011
I guess kids probably assume parents will take care of clothing just like they’ll take care of food and shelter.
Kim Pugliano
July 19, 2011
Yes Paul. That is all we wear in America. In fact, I have my cape on as I type this and because I’m also only wearing underwear every time I get up from my chair my legs stick to the pleather and rip the skin off. It’s pretty hot here. Please PLEASE bring water, because we are starting to run out and I feel myself thirsting to death daily.
Have a safe trip.
The Good Greatsby
July 20, 2011
I’ll send some water over with the kids. They’ll allow them to take a few jugs of water onto the plane, right?
She's a Maineiac
July 19, 2011
I think your son will fit right in. Pizza, computer and underwear is all anyone really needs in this country. My son packed his own bag for our trip to Detroit last summer and I opened it up at the hotel and there were 10 pairs of shorts, no underwear, his rock collection in a ziploc bag and his Detroit Red Wings hat. I think he did a great job!
The Good Greatsby
July 20, 2011
I’ve never been to Detroit but I assume they don’t have any rocks so your son probably made a good call in bringing his rock collection.
Glynis Sylvia
July 22, 2011
We have a rocks in the Metro Detroit area. It’s what they use when they run out of bullets!
thelifeofjamie
July 19, 2011
books, water, video games…in a few years you can change it to Playboy, beer and video games. Some things never change!
pegoleg
July 19, 2011
We only wear that for formal occasions. Wouldn’t want your son to feel overdressed.
Leanne Shirtliffe
July 19, 2011
I did that Asia-North America flight twice before my twins turned 13 months old. I swore I’d never do that again until they could do the New York Times crossword in ink.
Good luck. But by the sounds of it, your son could last a few weeks with his packing list…
misswhiplash
July 19, 2011
Very good, and your son Fonz is on the right track
Is everyone having a ‘go’ at Lady Gaga to-day. This is the third/ fourth mention!
jacquelincangro
July 19, 2011
Maybe he’s also hoping to sell water to the relatives. He might make enough profit to buy a mask to go with his cape.
thoughtsappear
July 19, 2011
Smart guy bringing water. The only place Kiefer lets us stop on trips is at Starbucks for his coffee…and that water is like $10 a bottle!
gmom
July 19, 2011
Alas poor Fonz, his water will be confiscated at the airport.
He should do all right with security control with just his cape and big boy underwear.
He is ahead of his class!
When I visited Mexico all I heard was don’t drink the water!
They weren’t kidding!
Coke wasn’t bad. The cola kind.
Hope they have a safe and uneventful trip.
gmom out.
Lenore Diane
July 19, 2011
GMom stole my response. I was going to say, The Fonz will breeze through security wearing mere underwear and a cape. Rather practical, actually. The security lines and wait time would be reduced. In fact, a bonus would be weight loss, as many appetites would be lost with the visual of some in their underwear. *shudder*
Water. Who knew? Suddenly I have the urge to go to the bathroom. Please excuse me.
molassestadpole
July 20, 2011
hahaha clothes arent my first thought while packing, either. The Fonz reminds me of my little sister when she was about three… she went all summer wearing nothing but a tutu someone gave her and wouldnt change unless she was made to…
Girly
July 20, 2011
Boy do I feel stupid… I never knew why people objected to my cape… apparently it’s the lack of underwear people take issue with!
Glynis Sylvia
July 22, 2011
HAHAHAHAAAAA!!!
deanasobel
July 20, 2011
I loved this post. My little brother used to wear a different superhero costume every day to preschool :). I’m glad you’re letting the Fonz’s imagination roam free!
Dana
July 20, 2011
Hmmm… the Fonz has definitely covered the ‘food’ and ‘water’ portions of the necessities flow chart (food, water, shelter, clothing), but I think he might need to pack a tent or– in a pinch– some sturdy branches and giant banana tree leaves to cover the shelter portion. I guess a cape and underwear will suffice for the clothing part. 🙂
gojulesgo
July 20, 2011
As long as the Fonz leaves his sack of tragedy at home, I’m good. (Speaking of which, I’m pretty sure that’d be my one item on a deserted island.) Safe travels to your family!
officeoddities
July 20, 2011
Wait you live in Shanghai?
Bearman
July 20, 2011
Why aren’t you posting the Fonz’s cartoons online and cashing in on his talent?
psychowatcher
July 25, 2011
Yeah!
flippingchannels
July 20, 2011
Gosh, I can see why your aren’t going with them. Just stay right where you are. Safe and hydrated.
Amiable Amiable
July 20, 2011
Love your blog!
Pizza is a logical thing to pack because you never know if you’ll find a good one while traveling. However, as the mother of two boys (now 18 and 21), I cringe at this idea only because I can honestly imagine one of them having packed a slice back in the day. Oh, the things I’ve found in their suitcases!
Kim
July 20, 2011
Nobody wears underwear in America anymore!!!
Laura
July 20, 2011
The family member who asked whether she should bring water may simply have forgotten what “water” is. There are all kinds of things marketed as “water” that aren’t water — Vitamin Water, Skinny Water, Life Water, …
HoaiPhai
July 20, 2011
If The Fonz believes that the entire U.S. is clothing optional, maybe you should review your internet supervision protocol!
Alaina Mabaso
July 20, 2011
Ha, when I’m about to travel anywhere, water is the last thing I’d bring. It’s heavy, and plus, water = nothing other than trips to the airplane lavatory. Dehydration during travel is the best way to go.
Spectra
July 21, 2011
All of these travel items the Fonz has picked are great. But does he have a passport? Sorta crucial…
monicastangledweb
July 21, 2011
Will you be posting from America? Btw, here we mostly refer to this country as the U.S. It’s faster and we like things fast. If you need any other tips, just ask. Good luck to you all! Oh and we do drink water, but mostly we drink Diet Coke or beer. That’s the mainstay.
Ashley
July 27, 2011
At my house, with a 5 yo, 3 yo and 4 month old, the only one usually wearing clothes is me – their mother. Diaper and undies? Ready to go. Hello Kitty and Green Froggy galoshes? Check, check. And that’s life at our house. In fact, if I suggest putting on clothes, my son, August asks – “why? We going somewhere?” And if his older sister starts out with clothes, it’s only a matter of minutes before she gets too “hot” and strips back down. Saves on doing laundry, though.