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Text Message Diaries: I Send My Wife Not So Breaking News

August 23, 2012

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10:05AM Hey, babe, waiting to see chiropractor. Guess what? According to People magazine, Kristin Stewart & Rob Pattinson thinking about having baby 🙂  Know U R in meeting but thought you’d want to know. Have good feeling about those 2. Something tells me they’re gonna make it. 10:12AM Bad news: Rob & Kristin baby article […]

The Distracted Detective Strikes Again…Or At Least I Think He Did

March 19, 2012

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As I’ve written before, I’ve often fantasized about being a detective because I like a good mystery, enjoy calling women ‘dames’, and appreciate any excuse for staying out late. And I’m pretty good at deciphering clues. Just last week Mrs. Greatsby asked me who had tracked jam all over the kitchen floor and it only […]

Beauty is in the Eye of the Asian Beholder

December 21, 2011

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When checking out of our hotel in Seoul, the manager bade my wife a farewell that guaranteed his hotel would top her list if we ever returned, “All the staff thinks you are so beautiful. Your husband is so tall and handsome. Together you make beautiful children. The most handsome family. And I am in […]

Muy Caliente! Tips for Adding Spice to Your Marriage

November 9, 2011

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A friend sent me an article on 7 Ways to Spice Up Your Marriage with the suggestion it might make a good blog post, although it’s also possible she sent it at my wife’s request. My wife and I don’t need any help in the spice department.  If anything, my marriage has too much spice.  […]

My Wife’s Facebook Status: Single if George Clooney is Asking

June 23, 2011

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Did you hear George Clooney is single again?  And did you hear women everywhere changed their Facebook statuses to ‘Single if George Clooney is asking’?  The actor and his girlfriend of two years, Italian model Elisabetta Canalis, recently split.  No reasons were given for the break-up, although my inside source tells me George was disappointed […]