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The Prime Minister’s Literal Pub Crawl
The British Prime Minister, David Cameron, was recently embarrassed upon the revelation he had left his 8-year-old daughter behind after the family visited a pub. Apparently two of his children rode in one car with Cameron’s wife and his wife assumed the 8-year-old was riding in a second car with the Prime Minister. You may […]
Hats Off to the Queen’s Hat
June 4, 2011
1. QUEEN: “You can undress me with your eyes all you want, but the hat stays on.” 2. QUEEN: “I saw Elton John wearing it, and I just ‘hat’ to have it. Get it? ‘Hat’ to have it? Bit of English hat humour for you.” 3. OBAMA: “You’re required to carry your constitutional powers on […]
How to Make Rich Celebrity Friends at William and Kate’s Wedding
April 29, 2011
Somehow you’ve snagged an invite to rub shoulders with the rich and the famous at the wedding of the decade. Your friends are impressed, but you don’t care because those were your old, poor, not-David-Beckham friends, because the royal wedding invite is the beginning of your ascension into the upper crust of people who are […]
Your William and Kate Royal Wedding Etiquette Guide
April 28, 2011
I checked my mailbox every day, but the invitation to William and Kate’s wedding never arrived. I assume my name was on the bubble, but when Elton John heard about my ability to turn every wedding reception into Paul’s personal karaoke party he was afraid I’d steal some of his thunder. Still, I’m excited for […]
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