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Nothing to Wear at the End of the World

December 11, 2012


Some people are predicting the end of the world is coming on December 21st based on an ancient Mayan prophecy. I’m conflicted because we’re leaving for vacation on the 18th and if the world is just going to end three days later, I’m not sure whether to bother getting someone to feed the cat. If […]

Text Message Diaries: I Send My Wife Not So Breaking News

August 23, 2012


10:05AM Hey, babe, waiting to see chiropractor. Guess what? According to People magazine, Kristin Stewart & Rob Pattinson thinking about having baby 🙂  Know U R in meeting but thought you’d want to know. Have good feeling about those 2. Something tells me they’re gonna make it. 10:12AM Bad news: Rob & Kristin baby article […]

The Eligibile Bachelor Gods Giveth and They Taketh Away

July 30, 2012


Some people like to recite an affirmation as they look at themselves in the mirror each morning. Mrs. Greatsby likes to motivate herself by reading from a Post-It note pinned to the mirror listing the world’s most eligible bachelors. I don’t mind because I know whenever George Clooney is on the list she’ll do something […]

The Good Greatsby’s Tips for Getting Your Spouse’s Attention

November 10, 2011


In yesterday’s post, Muy Caliente! Tips for Adding Spice to Your Marriage, I responded to an article outlining methods to add some excitement to your marriage.  Today I’d like to suggest some of my own time-tested methods for keeping Mrs. Good Greatsby interested in yours truly. #1 Leave each other notes around the house from […]