Browsing All posts tagged under »Steve Jobs«

Appoint Me Bad Apple of Apple’s Eye

September 5, 2011


Last week, Steve Jobs announced his retirement from Apple in a short statement: “I have always said if there ever came a day when I could no longer meet my duties and expectations as Apple’s CEO, I would be the first to let you know. Unfortunately, that day has come. I hereby resign as CEO […]

Announcing the Apple iPhone 5

June 22, 2011


Great news for you Apple iPhone fans–Apple has announced the new iPhone 5 will be released this August or September.  Remember today as the day the sight of your iPhone 4 began to disgust you.  Apple addicts everywhere were ecstatic in anticipation of the opportunity to spend almost a thousand dollars to buy the exact […]

Breaking News Fixed: Russian President Medvedev Debuts Sultry-Look-Diplomacy

March 28, 2011


Once again I bring you the news headlines I would have preferred to see attached to the following pictures: 1. Russian President Medvedev Demands UN Halt Libya Military Action; Recommends Shift in Strategy to Sultry-Look-Diplomacy 2. Political Retirement Rumors Gain Steam as Medvedev Submits Headshot to Russian Version of The Mentalist 3. Controversy Erupts as […]