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Saturday Gelato
My ten-year-old son, Optimist Prime, invited a few friends for a sleepover last night. When the doorbell rang, he asked if I would get it and when I returned with his friend, OP was reclining on the couch reading War and Peace. I was so proud all the lessons I had taught him about how […]
Leaving on a Low Note
May 12, 2011
This past week I’ve been thinking a lot about endings in life, and the following three proverbs came to mind: All good things must come to an end. All’s well that ends well. Todd took a fourth piece of pizza even though some people haven’t had any pizza yet. I realize the third proverb may […]
Veterans of Intergalatic, Civil, and Virginity Wars Unite: Caption Contest Finalists
April 21, 2011
Congratulations to this week’s caption contest finalists, who may remember the day they became finalists as one of the most important moments of their lives, especially if their entire lives had been uneventful disappointments. The winner will receive the following awards: 1. A strong sense of fulfillment. (Disclaimer: You must be the type who fulfills […]
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