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It’s Better to Be Safe Than Friendly

February 24, 2016

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I was watching the news and they said the majority of murder victims are killed by people they know. I bring this up any time my wife tries to get me to meet new people. The fewer people you know, the safer you’ll be. I say no to parent teacher conferences, open houses, book clubs, […]

If I’m Successful, Why Don’t I Have More Haters?

February 17, 2016

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I believe it was either Jesus or Taylor Swift who said, ‘The haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate.’ There are two types of people in this world: those who love Taylor Swift, and haters. There are two types of people in this world: those who love Cam Newton, and haters. There are two types […]

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