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Dear Good Greatsby: Help! I Was Born With a Siamese Nostril!

September 28, 2011


Today’s question comes from HoaiPhai, who sent me a question during pollen season regarding pollen season.  Although pollen season has probably passed (I can’t say for sure because I can’t find pollen season on any official calendar and until I experience hay fever I have to say it certainly sounds like an old wives’ tale), […]

We can’t sit here impotently and wait for the Supermoon to attack! We must strike first!

March 16, 2011


My wife Lorraine knows she can’t tell me about a news event and expect an honest reaction.  My mind is trained to answer with an absurdly-contrarian viewpoint delivered with a straight-faced sincerity.  As a result, my wife will no longer discuss the news with me. I’ve tried calling my friend Andrew: Me: Did you see […]