We can’t sit here impotently and wait for the Supermoon to attack! We must strike first!

My wife Lorraine knows she can’t tell me about a news event and expect an honest reaction.  My mind is trained to answer with an absurdly-contrarian viewpoint delivered with a straight-faced sincerity.  As a result, my wife will no longer discuss the news with me. I’ve tried calling my friend Andrew: Me: Did you see […]