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Amish Shave and a Haircut–Two Years to Life

November 24, 2011


Seven members of a breakaway Amish cult have been charged with a hate crime after forcibly shaving the beards and cutting the hair of individuals who wouldn’t support an extremist leader.  The most intriguing part of the story is the name of the cult leader who ordered the haircuts: Samuel Mullet. Never, ever take hair […]

Your Beautiful Receptionist Half Your Age Fails in Her Attempts to Compliment Your New Hairstyle

April 11, 2011


Yes, ma’am, you may be growing older, but you don’t feel old, you don’t act old, and you’re still beautiful, and I’m sorry I called you ma’am just then. Or maybe you do feel old, act even older, and are perfectly aware the beauty ship sailed off into the sunset years ago. Your beautiful, perky […]