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When I learned global warming would cause ocean levels to rise six feet I got pretty scared. But I decided to look on the bright side and bought soon-to-be beachfront property at six feet above sea level. In 20 to 100 years I’m going to be gob-smackingly rich! ….. This is your last chance to […]
May 14, 2011
Yesterday I fulfilled one of my lifelong dreams and threw my printer out the window. All my life I’ve wanted to toss a printer out the window as a lesson and a warning to other printers: I will no longer put up with your blinking lights, paper jams, misaligned printing, and constant requests for new […]
May 22, 2011
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