Browsing All posts tagged under »Olivia Newton-John«

The Only Thing I Ever Wanted

June 5, 2013

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When I look back on my life, I never really cared about fame or money. All I really wanted was to be loved. Loved by someone with a lot of fame and money. And if I became famous and rich as a result of being loved by that someone, I guess I would accept those […]

Fonz and Whatshername Sitting in a Tree: Part 3

February 14, 2012

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This might surprise you, but I tend to joke around a lot with my kids. They rarely believe anything I say because I give parenting advice with the same straight face in which I give zombie-escape-route advice–all while wearing a smoking jacket and pretending to smoke a pipe. But I have given the kids a […]

Friday Love Letters: Dear Olivia Newton-John

July 22, 2011

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Dear Olivia Newton-John, Do any of your friends and family call you ONJ?  I do.  When you talk about someone so much, it becomes laborious to say the entire name Olivia Newton-John.  Like when my wife and I were enjoying a date night last week, and I was thinking of you, and said to my […]