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Presidential Campaigns: ‘Lower Your Expectations’ Voters: ‘Our Expectations Were Already Pretty Low’
The first presidential debate is scheduled for tonight and Americans everywhere are anxiously looking forward to not watching. After they finish not watching the debates, they’ll appease their civic guilt by checking the news for coverage of the debates so media pundits can tell them who won, similar to checking a sports score. Crowning the […]
Not-So-Healthy Headlines
June 25, 2012
This week the United States Supreme Court is expected to hand down its ruling on President Obama’s healthcare act. If the bill is overturned, many Americans will joyfully cheer its defeat, despite it being the first serious effort to correct a system that allows Americans to rank #37 in healthcare and #38 in life expectancy, […]
Super Tuesday Founding Fathers Super Trivia
March 6, 2012
Today is Super Tuesday in America when Republicans will hold their largest primary. Excitement is high as Republicans hope that after three years of campaigning, fundraising, rallying, and spending hundreds of millions of dollars, they can finally settle on a candidate nobody is excited about. For international readers who may not be familiar with America’s […]
Obama Announces New American Enemies List
January 24, 2012
Tonight President Obama delivers his State of the Union address and hopes to use the occasion to remind Americans of his successes, announce new initiatives, and try and counter Republican accusations of being a socialist-loving, religion-hating, baby-biting vampire. It’s likely Obama will claim the killing of Osama Bin Laden as one of the previous year’s […]
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- Things I Carry in My Pocket for the Sole Purpose of Confusing the Police in the Event of My Untimely Demise
- Thank You for Inviting Me to the Party. I Apologize for My Behavior at the Party.
- Obama Reels in Big, Bigger, Biggest Fish
- Checkmate, Kindle!
- If You Want to be Impressed, Always Call Before Dropping in on the Johnsons
- Starbucks Announces: Come for Joe Not for John
- An Interview with Apollo Fonzarelli
- How to Out-stalk a Stalker
- Your Summer Swimsuit Strategy
- Turning Thanksgiving into Thanksreceiving
- See you in hell, printer!
- The Backhanded Compliment Explained
- Unromantic Gestures
- Demi Moore Seeks Divorce After Ashton Kutcher Caught Cheating Past His Bedtime
- Scrabble Contestant Accused of Hiding G in His A
- Rick Perry Death Stare Fails to Intimidate Voters
- Splitsville for Jennifarc
- Choose Your Celebrity Handle
- Obama to Mongolia: Talk to the Hand!
- This Post Contains No Nude Pictures of Celebrities
- Sorting Hat, Please, Please Don’t Put Me in Hufflepuff
- Friday Love Letters: Dear Totino’s Party Pizza
- When Someone You Don’t Love Says I Love You
- Spelling Bee Stings
- Friday Love Letters: Dear Nigella Lawson
- Waste Your Time Reading About Time-Wasting Robots
- Keep Drinkin’ the Hateorade: Version 2.0
- More from the Search Term Oracle
- And That’s a Wrap
- The Greatsbys’ Bali Finale
- Notes from Edinburgh
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