When Paul Johnson was a kid he swore he would never sell out…but nobody ever asked him to. Not even once.
Now he would give anything to have that chance–the chance to sell out.
Today he writes for the simple joy of creating something that will make people think…and hopefully those people will think about how much they like him and want to give him money.
And once those people have given him money he’ll use it to buy nice things that will impress his friends.
And if those friends aren’t impressed by his new wealth and fame, he hopes his elevated status will win him new friends who are smarter and more attractive than his old friends.
Do you feel your friends don’t appreciate your talents or compliment you enough? Are you smarter and more attractive than your friends, but they won’t admit it? Or maybe they admit it, but not often enough? Paul understands your frustration. Contact Paul today and tell him why you two should be friends! email@example.com
Paul lives in Shanghai with Mrs. Greatsby and their two sons, Optimist Prime and The Fonz.
Paul’s personal assistant, Ken:
Dear Good Greatsby
Paul’s genius cat, Megatron:
My Genius Cat, Megatron