At Christmas time, Mom was always fond of reminding us “It’s better to give than to receive,” but we always disagreed. With a bit more life experience I’ve realized Mom was onto something and there are in fact multiples instances when it’s far better to give than to receive.
It’s better to give _____ than to receive ______.
The death penalty
A reminder that the McDonald’s ball pit is off limits to adults
Two weeks notice
A box of Kleenex after a positive pregnancy test
A CAT Scan
A life insurance settlement
Just deserts (I know how I spelled it. Look it up.)
A flesh wound
An eviction notice
Apples on Halloween
An oath of vengeance